slapula
@slapula.bsky.social
Dad
Platform Engineer
Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me)
Misanthrope
Language learner (🇺🇦/🇵🇱/🇧🇾)
Dumpling enthusiast
Wisconsin Born and Raised
Honorary Chicagoan
Platform Engineer
Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me)
Misanthrope
Language learner (🇺🇦/🇵🇱/🇧🇾)
Dumpling enthusiast
Wisconsin Born and Raised
Honorary Chicagoan
To the kids on the Jewel float: Show me your hands. You got city hands. You been count monopoly money all yer life #thanksgiving #macysthanksgivingparade
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of the ocean
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of the ocean
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
To the kids on the Jewel float: Show me your hands. You got city hands. You been count monopoly money all yer life #thanksgiving #macysthanksgivingparade
Can confirm. I do this too and it always results in sadness.
Well I’ll tell you this: no one outside of Wisconsin makes them correctly! Ever. But I still like to try them as I encounter them because it’s fun.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Can confirm. I do this too and it always results in sadness.
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MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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People really need to stop framing it is a question of getting more evidence. I mean, sure, that too. But we know. We all know. The president of the United States raped children. Say that. When they get mad at you for saying it, say it again and treat them like an idiot for pretending they doubt it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
People really need to stop framing it is a question of getting more evidence. I mean, sure, that too. But we know. We all know. The president of the United States raped children. Say that. When they get mad at you for saying it, say it again and treat them like an idiot for pretending they doubt it.
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“We have Lord Vader’s guarantee that this deal will not be altered any further.”
– Senate Democrats
– Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“We have Lord Vader’s guarantee that this deal will not be altered any further.”
– Senate Democrats
– Senate Democrats
Stand Your Ground laws are evil as fuck. No documentary has gotten me so angry since "Dear Zachary".
Everyone should watch "The Perfect Neighbor."
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Stand Your Ground laws are evil as fuck. No documentary has gotten me so angry since "Dear Zachary".
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While Turnip is celebrating the arrival by accident of Christopher Columbus on our shores, I'm celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day on Monday. Who's with me?
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
While Turnip is celebrating the arrival by accident of Christopher Columbus on our shores, I'm celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day on Monday. Who's with me?
I need to say this again because it has remained true all these years: Every time I play Final Fantasy Tactics, it makes wish I was playing Tactics Ogre instead.
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I need to say this again because it has remained true all these years: Every time I play Final Fantasy Tactics, it makes wish I was playing Tactics Ogre instead.
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donald trump has died
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
donald trump has died
Genuinely sad that I cannot register the "slapu.law" domain name.
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Genuinely sad that I cannot register the "slapu.law" domain name.
Fry bread with honey is manna from heaven
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fry bread with honey is manna from heaven
#Tulsa State Fair has folks hawking Dead Charlie merch. I knew it was a possibility but it's a bit off putting to see it in real life. Unamerican AF.
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
#Tulsa State Fair has folks hawking Dead Charlie merch. I knew it was a possibility but it's a bit off putting to see it in real life. Unamerican AF.
#langsky ok I'm at a loss. #italki and #preply are *both* terrible now, is there a platform that *just* connects students to teachers? I would love to support a platform that both pays it's teachers fairly and doesn't slather their product with useless AI functionality.
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I forgot how cozy of a game Star Ocean Second Story can be. This remaster is pretty damn good!
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I forgot how cozy of a game Star Ocean Second Story can be. This remaster is pretty damn good!
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[holding a cursed amulet] i want polyamory to be normalized in the 2020s
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
[holding a cursed amulet] i want polyamory to be normalized in the 2020s
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Horst Wessel's funeral was a big production number, too.
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Horst Wessel's funeral was a big production number, too.
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Just because the GOP is working so hard to stop people from saying it,
this is me saying BOLDLY that Charlie Kirk was a FUCKNG FASCIST ASSHOLE with literally ZERO redeeming qualities.
He was not smart, he was not kind, he was not decent. He made this country worse in every way.
So seriously,
this is me saying BOLDLY that Charlie Kirk was a FUCKNG FASCIST ASSHOLE with literally ZERO redeeming qualities.
He was not smart, he was not kind, he was not decent. He made this country worse in every way.
So seriously,
September 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just because the GOP is working so hard to stop people from saying it,
this is me saying BOLDLY that Charlie Kirk was a FUCKNG FASCIST ASSHOLE with literally ZERO redeeming qualities.
He was not smart, he was not kind, he was not decent. He made this country worse in every way.
So seriously,
this is me saying BOLDLY that Charlie Kirk was a FUCKNG FASCIST ASSHOLE with literally ZERO redeeming qualities.
He was not smart, he was not kind, he was not decent. He made this country worse in every way.
So seriously,
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It’s GOOD to be antifascist.
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s GOOD to be antifascist.
Be a Robert Redford in a world of Charlie Kirks
September 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Be a Robert Redford in a world of Charlie Kirks
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Whoa, @kenklippenstein.bsky.social got the messages from Tyler Robinson's Discord server.
It doesn't mirror at all the description by Kash Patel, the GOP & others:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
It doesn't mirror at all the description by Kash Patel, the GOP & others:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin
Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Whoa, @kenklippenstein.bsky.social got the messages from Tyler Robinson's Discord server.
It doesn't mirror at all the description by Kash Patel, the GOP & others:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
It doesn't mirror at all the description by Kash Patel, the GOP & others:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
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The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...