slapula
@slapula.bsky.social
Dad
Platform Engineer
Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me)
Misanthrope
Language learner (🇺🇦/🇵🇱/🇧🇾)
Dumpling enthusiast
Wisconsin Born and Raised
Honorary Chicagoan
Platform Engineer
Pragmatic leftist (everyone hates me)
Misanthrope
Language learner (🇺🇦/🇵🇱/🇧🇾)
Dumpling enthusiast
Wisconsin Born and Raised
Honorary Chicagoan
This is what I actually want for Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is what I actually want for Thanksgiving
Seeing the Bears at the top of the NFCN 😬😬😬
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Seeing the Bears at the top of the NFCN 😬😬😬
Gotta pay the turkey tax
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gotta pay the turkey tax
You'd also miss out on coded-coded meta analysis
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You'd also miss out on coded-coded meta analysis
Euchre is like a Brandy Old Fashioned... HUGE "Tell me you live in Wisconsin without telling me" energy
I'm from Wisconsin and my parents tried to teach me that damn game more than a dozen times over the years. You aren't alone in not liking the game, us non-Boomer Wisconsinites tend to avoid it
I'm from Wisconsin and my parents tried to teach me that damn game more than a dozen times over the years. You aren't alone in not liking the game, us non-Boomer Wisconsinites tend to avoid it
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Euchre is like a Brandy Old Fashioned... HUGE "Tell me you live in Wisconsin without telling me" energy
I'm from Wisconsin and my parents tried to teach me that damn game more than a dozen times over the years. You aren't alone in not liking the game, us non-Boomer Wisconsinites tend to avoid it
I'm from Wisconsin and my parents tried to teach me that damn game more than a dozen times over the years. You aren't alone in not liking the game, us non-Boomer Wisconsinites tend to avoid it
"i don't like euchre but everyone around here plays it," You live in Wisconsin? 😆
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"i don't like euchre but everyone around here plays it," You live in Wisconsin? 😆
Scratch that. My wife finally forced me to upgrade my phone....
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Scratch that. My wife finally forced me to upgrade my phone....
"Drain the swamp" to "Swamp the vote" 🤔🤔🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Drain the swamp" to "Swamp the vote" 🤔🤔🤔
Pretty sure Dershowitz is a reanimated corpse so that tracks
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Pretty sure Dershowitz is a reanimated corpse so that tracks
hey don't sully my childhood by associating it with that charisma black hole 😅
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
hey don't sully my childhood by associating it with that charisma black hole 😅
Is she actively trying to kill CBS News?
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Is she actively trying to kill CBS News?
I don't think they are talking to each other (shocking I know). How is this not just as big of a losing move as the James/Comey cases? This will clearly fail and be just as embarrassing if not more so.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't think they are talking to each other (shocking I know). How is this not just as big of a losing move as the James/Comey cases? This will clearly fail and be just as embarrassing if not more so.
Bro I'm still rocking a Galaxy S10e 💪😎👍
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bro I'm still rocking a Galaxy S10e 💪😎👍
I view this as a symptom. These people (regardless of their mental disposition) feel like they've been push away from real human interaction to such a extent that they would rather choose to satisfy those needs with non-humans. Maybe people just need to work on sucking less? 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I view this as a symptom. These people (regardless of their mental disposition) feel like they've been push away from real human interaction to such a extent that they would rather choose to satisfy those needs with non-humans. Maybe people just need to work on sucking less? 🤣
First known human death from bird flu happened in Washington the other day. I can only assume this is about that
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
First known human death from bird flu happened in Washington the other day. I can only assume this is about that
The thing that gets me about this is that I saw my boomer parents in that exchange. The whole "talk shit about people who look, act, sound different then turn around and be the most respectful/cordial people to the folks they were just shitting on" just grinds me fucking gears...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The thing that gets me about this is that I saw my boomer parents in that exchange. The whole "talk shit about people who look, act, sound different then turn around and be the most respectful/cordial people to the folks they were just shitting on" just grinds me fucking gears...
When there are dudes that can go years rooting for Homeland unironically, yeah I think disclaimers like that are warranted. It's depressing as shit but yeah... warranted.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When there are dudes that can go years rooting for Homeland unironically, yeah I think disclaimers like that are warranted. It's depressing as shit but yeah... warranted.
I agree with Mamdani. As much as Jefferies needs to go, this is not the time to do it and would be a huge waste of time and resources.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I agree with Mamdani. As much as Jefferies needs to go, this is not the time to do it and would be a huge waste of time and resources.
We all need to remember these are all highly incompetent people. Yes, the Democrats lost to these jackasses but it still doesn't change the fact that they actively suck at all of this.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We all need to remember these are all highly incompetent people. Yes, the Democrats lost to these jackasses but it still doesn't change the fact that they actively suck at all of this.