Keith Avery
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
There are two cartoon animals inside everyone
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There are two cartoon animals inside everyone
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Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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FUCK HAHAHAHA
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
FUCK HAHAHAHA
Have you, or any member of your immediate family been a victim or perpetrator of a sandwich related crime?
Jury selection is underway in the trial of the DC “sandwich guy,” but Judge Nichols is doing the whole thing with hushers. Closing voir dire has previously been a violation of 6th Amendment. @nbcnews.com and other outlets have raised objections. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Have you, or any member of your immediate family been a victim or perpetrator of a sandwich related crime?
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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
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Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss.
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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'
Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'
In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"
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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'
Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'
In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss.
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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'
Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'
In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"
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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'
Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'
In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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Statue in Judiciary Square with the Kubrick vibe
October 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Statue in Judiciary Square with the Kubrick vibe
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Lynn Staheli published a top ten all-time series of papers on normal variants of walking (intoeing, flexible flat feet, etc).
Before this, the US spent $250M (in today’s $) on corrective shoes (even more on inserts/braces). He definitively showed that time solves almost all, and shoes solve nothing
Before this, the US spent $250M (in today’s $) on corrective shoes (even more on inserts/braces). He definitively showed that time solves almost all, and shoes solve nothing
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Lynn Staheli published a top ten all-time series of papers on normal variants of walking (intoeing, flexible flat feet, etc).
Before this, the US spent $250M (in today’s $) on corrective shoes (even more on inserts/braces). He definitively showed that time solves almost all, and shoes solve nothing
Before this, the US spent $250M (in today’s $) on corrective shoes (even more on inserts/braces). He definitively showed that time solves almost all, and shoes solve nothing
and I just got done watching "The Residence", where the White House itself is a main character
(pretty good, little long winded, if you liked the movie "Clue" you will like the series)
(pretty good, little long winded, if you liked the movie "Clue" you will like the series)
The Treasury Department instructs employees not to share demolition photos of the White House’s East Wing www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
and I just got done watching "The Residence", where the White House itself is a main character
(pretty good, little long winded, if you liked the movie "Clue" you will like the series)
(pretty good, little long winded, if you liked the movie "Clue" you will like the series)
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hey the internet is broken guys
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
hey the internet is broken guys
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For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
ok, so feudalism?
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ok, so feudalism?