Keith Avery
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I hope things get better
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I hope things get better
“And now let’s look at Basquiat”
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“And now let’s look at Basquiat”
I feel extra remorse because I was like all 'Look at me, donating to out of state senate races in important battlegrounds'
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel extra remorse because I was like all 'Look at me, donating to out of state senate races in important battlegrounds'
never have I regretted a contribution more
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
never have I regretted a contribution more
A fact about him is a Chestnut chestnut
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A fact about him is a Chestnut chestnut
it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Marvin Gaye and Bill Withers, for example
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Marvin Gaye and Bill Withers, for example
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"
Books are amazing and @marthawells.com is on here and active
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Books are amazing and @marthawells.com is on here and active
His brain still lives in the eighties when you wrote checks
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
His brain still lives in the eighties when you wrote checks
hot dog vendor expresses surprise that there is not more hot dog eating
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
hot dog vendor expresses surprise that there is not more hot dog eating
the sad part is I was on DC jury duty last week and could have been assigned to this case
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the sad part is I was on DC jury duty last week and could have been assigned to this case