Keith Avery
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
Star Trek series always need a little bit to find their way
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Star Trek series always need a little bit to find their way
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
That’s an amazing piece of art
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
That’s an amazing piece of art
Ahh well it’s all a totalitarian horseshoe anyhow
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Ahh well it’s all a totalitarian horseshoe anyhow
Reposted by Keith Avery
You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
he knows all the good shit is on the top secret instagram groups they got going backchanneling
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
he knows all the good shit is on the top secret instagram groups they got going backchanneling
yeah, the big problem for this is juniors not getting hired/trained up so they understand when things are going bad, so they don't ever achieve the same results.
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
yeah, the big problem for this is juniors not getting hired/trained up so they understand when things are going bad, so they don't ever achieve the same results.
Reposted by Keith Avery
did something happen
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
did something happen
// TODO: replace bogosort before releasing to prod
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
// TODO: replace bogosort before releasing to prod
Hah I was on vacation over the holidays and forgot my noise machine
Ten minutes later I had one
Ten minutes later I had one
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Hah I was on vacation over the holidays and forgot my noise machine
Ten minutes later I had one
Ten minutes later I had one
Bet it was real fast over the five lines of data in the database on his local
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Bet it was real fast over the five lines of data in the database on his local
Those stupid real world side effects
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Those stupid real world side effects
crust of snow over 8 inches of freezing water at a curb crossing
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
crust of snow over 8 inches of freezing water at a curb crossing
Reposted by Keith Avery
I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
Reposted by Keith Avery
heyyyyyyyyyy I think this guy might be RACIST
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
heyyyyyyyyyy I think this guy might be RACIST
I mean he killed a pope
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I mean he killed a pope