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Jordyn Bonds
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Co-founder & CTO @ hollarhype // runner // former touring rock musician // Arkansan in exile // Justified & Ancient
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October 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Most apps you use are just a collection of timers that go off every few seconds telling the app to look for new data and then send it somewhere.

Like if Scrooge McDuck had a pool filled with alarm clocks instead of gold coins.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

PLEASE STOP WRITING YOUR RETURN ADDRESS ON THE BACK OF THE ENVELOPE OH MY GOD

also. dark colored envelopes. simply Do Not
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Pretty much every basic thing about IP law.
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yes, we felt that earthquake here in Boston! At least four seconds of alarming shakes here on the third floor of our apartment building
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
JAN 9 FUTURE TIME
youtu.be/B-PNujQJ7lI?...
Dog Faced Hermans - Jan 9
YouTube video by Colgajo
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January 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Thank to @sawtoothwave.bsky.social for including my most recent album, "We're Able (Forty Dialogic Valences)" in their "2024 music year in review"!

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Inbox | Substack
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January 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It's 2025 and everything sucks and everyone is job hunting, please enjoy this slowly unfolding thread of tech jobs at places that aren't making the world worse.

If you're hiring at not-evil (or even minimally evil) orgs, please reply w your tech jobs too?
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Jimmy Carter Says YES
youtu.be/-PsiLI36GE0?...
Jimmy Carter Says "YES"
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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December 30, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Tell other people about the stuff you love! You might change somebody's life
Last year, an author mentioned my shop on her substack. It changed my income so drastically that this is the spike of orders from that *one* mention last year. Word of mouth for an artist can change everything.
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If you're looking for a movie to watch tonight, I recommend "I Saw the TV Glow"
December 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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OK...the NWS Bot collection is now fully populated and ready to go. I'm sure bugs will come up along the way, but I think it is 95%+ stable.

There's an index page at nws-bot.us including a map (borrowed from NWS) to find the right bot for the area you want to follow.
September 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Giving some people benefits they don’t need is cheaper than making people prove they need it.
What’s your thing that shouldn’t be controversial in today’s politics but somehow is?

I want people to vote.
September 21, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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I have long been fascinated by UK folk horror of the 60s-80s, and have occasionally wondered where that particular atmosphere of austere, ethereal fatalism comes from. After spending about 36 hours in the highlands of Scotland, I just said "aha."
August 6, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Before standing desks were readily available, I had to fashion one for myself out of a stack of French encyclopedias I obtained through Craigslist.
July 4, 2024 at 12:02 AM
40 bits of mental ginger for you on this Fri(ed)day:
joelroston.bandcamp.com/album/were-a...
March 1, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 12:44 AM
What's up with aspirin?
July 16, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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it's only a faux pas if it's from the faux pas region of france, otherwise it's just a sparkling oopsie
July 7, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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The bard really did coin every phrase...
July 6, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Imagine: A tomato and peanut butter sandwich
July 6, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location
June 28, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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Just sayin’:

“Je suis le Rappeur, Il est le DJ” by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the French Prince
June 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM
What is the logic
June 19, 2023 at 2:16 PM
qbert is the most difficult video game I have spent significant time with in life
qbert get down from there. qbert this is a federal crime
June 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Everybody loves the OG reverse chron feed, but now this site has the same adorable problem that Twitter originally had (and that @aphelionz.bsky.social and I made Tweue to address): one prolific poster in your feed pushes everyone else's posts into oblivion 🕳️
June 10, 2023 at 1:17 PM