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skepticoyote.bsky.social
🌵Coy🌵
@skepticoyote.bsky.social
Level 40 coyote person / she+they

Artist, writer & cat mom. I make stuff!

Mostly life stuff, food and cat pics, and One Piece shitposting. This account is🔞NSFW and I cuss a lot. Professional lovecook enjoyer.

Some things you chase
But you cannot hold
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December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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it was my fault for saying "we'll fix the world when everyone finishes jerking off."
I forgot that not everyone is asexual. and, more tragically, I forgot about gooning. I forgot about gooning
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sexy avocado struts on catwalk
ghillie suit to really highlight legs
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This tracks… I can’t remember your name or your face, but if we share a laugh I’ll never forget that moment.
the trick with hanging out with ppl with adhd is that you gotta make them laugh, they'll forget when you told it and they'll forget everything else but they'll remember the joke and they'll remember you for giving it to them
hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I love how many people respond to me being so anti-AI by saying stuff like. "I only use it for X and Y at work because my boss made me. :(" I do think less of you for using AI I'm afraid.

Grow a spine, if we all grew aforementioned spines and said no. We could resist this more effectively.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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And tearing down other trans people by basically calling them cis for not doing it,is uh Very great, definitely inspires confidence and trust, and totally wouldnt make anyone feel upset or annoyed! Nope!
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Can't stand these two
#zosan
October 18, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Update- I have done the dishes. Woe.
I bet Sanji would hate that I left a dirty curry pan in the sink for 48 hours.

He should come clean it himself, tbh
i think about this all the time
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I bet Sanji would hate that I left a dirty curry pan in the sink for 48 hours.

He should come clean it himself, tbh
i think about this all the time
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I really enjoy not being in ketosis.
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
UPDATE: not in ketosis.
October 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Found the first CD I ever bought at my parents place

I got it through Columbia House, which makes it even more 90’s coded.
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Centaur kids going up the stairs like
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sometimes when I get outa the shower I like to announce “this yote is clean” like the creepy little woman in Poltergeist
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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correctly diagnosing him
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Gonna try the new ramen place tomorrow! They opened recently and I’ve been drooling over their menu. I really hope it’s good, because we really need a ramen spot!
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love cooking but I hate figuring out what to cook. Somebody set me up a meal plan.
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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what do you mean 'normal tools'?
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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We just have to stay alive a few more months Dorohedoro fans!!!
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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love for everyone ❤️ #sanji
October 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s okay if Yamato gives you a boner. He’s still a man. 😍
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM