horror lesbian
@skeletonkickflip.bsky.social
job-haver, horror-watcher, food-maker, femme lesbian. out of touch and in the zone.
On My Way To The Video Rental Store
February 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On My Way To The Video Rental Store
called out of work to take care of my menty b
February 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
called out of work to take care of my menty b
anytime someone posts vegan ramen on r/ramen that has any semblance of animal product imitation reference immediately summons a clown car full of redditors to interrogate the poster about why they call it tonkotsu style ramen iF iT dOeSnT hAvE pOrK
February 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
anytime someone posts vegan ramen on r/ramen that has any semblance of animal product imitation reference immediately summons a clown car full of redditors to interrogate the poster about why they call it tonkotsu style ramen iF iT dOeSnT hAvE pOrK
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Ah, dermatillomania, or, "Want to know what kind of week I'm having? Look at my fingers."
April 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Ah, dermatillomania, or, "Want to know what kind of week I'm having? Look at my fingers."
I know that the federal government might collapse and I might lose my job/become homeless and/or starve, but I’ve been feeling so fatalistic about it that part of me is just like “why not buy $80 of groceries specifically for fancy ramen?”
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I know that the federal government might collapse and I might lose my job/become homeless and/or starve, but I’ve been feeling so fatalistic about it that part of me is just like “why not buy $80 of groceries specifically for fancy ramen?”
Many thanks to my wife for just blithely accepting that I am “preheating the bathroom” this morning
February 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Many thanks to my wife for just blithely accepting that I am “preheating the bathroom” this morning
I was the principal architect for my workplace’s law enforcement inquiry emergency response plan and I accidentally sent a draft to our COO calling the cops “bad dudes”
February 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I was the principal architect for my workplace’s law enforcement inquiry emergency response plan and I accidentally sent a draft to our COO calling the cops “bad dudes”
going to transform this account into extremely niche nonprofit healthcare center administration shitposting
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
going to transform this account into extremely niche nonprofit healthcare center administration shitposting
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I thought the literary classic Every Body Poops would have united us all by now.
February 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I thought the literary classic Every Body Poops would have united us all by now.
Joanna Newsom please save me from this harpless despair
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Joanna Newsom please save me from this harpless despair
the time is finally nigh: im gonna audition for the role of Elaine Stritch
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
the time is finally nigh: im gonna audition for the role of Elaine Stritch
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introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
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I am a 3D printing hater only because I think we are Dr. Frankenstein and plastic is the monster
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I am a 3D printing hater only because I think we are Dr. Frankenstein and plastic is the monster
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nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
now that I’ve gotten my feet wet with corporate project management it’s time to fire up my abandoned harsh noise project
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
now that I’ve gotten my feet wet with corporate project management it’s time to fire up my abandoned harsh noise project
staring at my 90s CD tower and calling it listening to music
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
staring at my 90s CD tower and calling it listening to music
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They’re coming out with larger smidgens
February 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
They’re coming out with larger smidgens
dusting my bathroom at 1am like a normal human woman
February 10, 2024 at 6:59 AM
dusting my bathroom at 1am like a normal human woman
I wish I was born with the knowledge of what to do at the gym instead of having to go though the awkward stages of looking like a lost baby deer in the free weights
February 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I wish I was born with the knowledge of what to do at the gym instead of having to go though the awkward stages of looking like a lost baby deer in the free weights
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black skinny jeans should be excused from the “skinny jeans are cringe” discourse. your aging punk and metalhead friends have enough to deal with already, we need this
February 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
black skinny jeans should be excused from the “skinny jeans are cringe” discourse. your aging punk and metalhead friends have enough to deal with already, we need this
Workplace activity
February 9, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Workplace activity
booty shorts that say “STARDEW VALLEY” on the butt
February 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
booty shorts that say “STARDEW VALLEY” on the butt