Meat Bicycle Socializer
@sjavik.bsky.social
Father to 3 clever girls, husband to one more. I like bikes
If the people who decide the weather on tv weren’t cowards they’d give us a polar vortex to cap off the flooding and high winds from this week
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If the people who decide the weather on tv weren’t cowards they’d give us a polar vortex to cap off the flooding and high winds from this week
Personal goal to be the establishing precedent for quote posts (derogatory)
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Personal goal to be the establishing precedent for quote posts (derogatory)
I’m a stocking purist. No gift cards, and nothing that doesn’t actually fit inside the stocking. That goes in a box under the tree the way the founding fathers intended
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m a stocking purist. No gift cards, and nothing that doesn’t actually fit inside the stocking. That goes in a box under the tree the way the founding fathers intended
Think Calico Cut Pants could expand into the mattress market? Ideally before I move in with my girlfriend next Friday
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Think Calico Cut Pants could expand into the mattress market? Ideally before I move in with my girlfriend next Friday
Continually refreshing bsky because nobody liked my reply yet
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Continually refreshing bsky because nobody liked my reply yet
Reposted by Meat Bicycle Socializer
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Every feel good ad for Meta is just another argument for antitrust action
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Every feel good ad for Meta is just another argument for antitrust action
I’m verifying myself as we speak
except on bluesky, where I'm told they've all been carefully vetted and verified
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m verifying myself as we speak
Guy so committed to urbanism he wears street clothes to a spin class
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Guy so committed to urbanism he wears street clothes to a spin class
Excited to see what Katie Wilson can do for Seattle. Congrats!
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Excited to see what Katie Wilson can do for Seattle. Congrats!
Me at a restaurant when I’m traveling: what’s a dish I can’t get anywhere else? Is it traditionally prepared?
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me at a restaurant when I’m traveling: what’s a dish I can’t get anywhere else? Is it traditionally prepared?
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Telling my 11 year old I’m “entering my 6-7 era” and watching her turn incandescent
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Telling my 11 year old I’m “entering my 6-7 era” and watching her turn incandescent
The new direction Brandi Carlile went for her first song on SNL tonight was really interesting. I also love to see when artists respond to the social and political climate and produce a total banger
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The new direction Brandi Carlile went for her first song on SNL tonight was really interesting. I also love to see when artists respond to the social and political climate and produce a total banger
Pharmacy opened at 9 with two people in line ahead of me. It’s been 15 minutes and the second is just wrapping up. Single payer healthcare is somehow to blame for this
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pharmacy opened at 9 with two people in line ahead of me. It’s been 15 minutes and the second is just wrapping up. Single payer healthcare is somehow to blame for this
freed from my self-imposed prison at last
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
freed from my self-imposed prison at last
Remainder of the game commentary will be about fruit
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Remainder of the game commentary will be about fruit
I love watching everyone celebrate what they think is a home run because it means they get to run home and go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I love watching everyone celebrate what they think is a home run because it means they get to run home and go to bed
Clayton Kershaw is in his 6.75 era
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Clayton Kershaw is in his 6.75 era
Reposted by Meat Bicycle Socializer
LORNE: We need you desperately. Please say yes.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
LORNE: We need you desperately. Please say yes.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
Got marinersed harder than ever
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got marinersed harder than ever
Reposted by Meat Bicycle Socializer
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Meat Bicycle Socializer
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
Basking on the heat rock in my enclosure when the zookeeper comes in and says “welcome to cold stone” and shuts it off
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Basking on the heat rock in my enclosure when the zookeeper comes in and says “welcome to cold stone” and shuts it off