Meat Bicycle Socializer
@sjavik.bsky.social
Father to 3 clever girls, husband to one more. I like bikes
Not to be that guy but cereal is $11 a box in Iceland. But we don’t have the cheeses or geysers so
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Not to be that guy but cereal is $11 a box in Iceland. But we don’t have the cheeses or geysers so
This is gonna stick in my brain
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is gonna stick in my brain
“Don’t let anyone hold you back. You’re the captain of your own calendar ship”
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
“Don’t let anyone hold you back. You’re the captain of your own calendar ship”
Free bottle of bottom shelf American made hard liquor with every lease
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Free bottle of bottom shelf American made hard liquor with every lease
Bondulance times call James men
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bondulance times call James men
“For me it’s when the penis goes in”
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“For me it’s when the penis goes in”
With fronds like these,
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
With fronds like these,
mine says "1.5 jolly ranchers"
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
mine says "1.5 jolly ranchers"
You couldn’t pay me to have my face with that headline
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You couldn’t pay me to have my face with that headline
Hostile infrastructure has always been a problem, but in many places it was mitigated by low traffic volume. Just one more lane will fix it though
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hostile infrastructure has always been a problem, but in many places it was mitigated by low traffic volume. Just one more lane will fix it though
If there’s one thing I like about insurance it’s the lizard ads
Also, but for real, who are these ads for? CEOs watching the golf network?
Also, but for real, who are these ads for? CEOs watching the golf network?
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If there’s one thing I like about insurance it’s the lizard ads
Also, but for real, who are these ads for? CEOs watching the golf network?
Also, but for real, who are these ads for? CEOs watching the golf network?
The source of this guy’s rage is inadequate infrastructure. The unnecessary congestion and unsafe conditions for pedestrians around schools is absurd.
The conclusions he draws though…
The conclusions he draws though…
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The source of this guy’s rage is inadequate infrastructure. The unnecessary congestion and unsafe conditions for pedestrians around schools is absurd.
The conclusions he draws though…
The conclusions he draws though…
I have murdered the executive officer in my quarters and, for the good of the people, taken his key for myself
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have murdered the executive officer in my quarters and, for the good of the people, taken his key for myself
Say hi to bouldy for me
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Say hi to bouldy for me
(Submissively)
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
(Submissively)
Review says they’re not big enough for records, but they’re not flimsy either
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Review says they’re not big enough for records, but they’re not flimsy either
The Freedom (to have my employer pick the quality of my insurance) cannot be restrained
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Freedom (to have my employer pick the quality of my insurance) cannot be restrained
It’s g e w d gewd
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s g e w d gewd
a good apple could fix me
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
a good apple could fix me
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hi, woodwork dweller here. We prefer to be called "peeple"
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hi, woodwork dweller here. We prefer to be called "peeple"
Order from me on etsy and you'll get a handwritten thank you scrawled on the could-be-better installation instructions along with a lot of cat hair
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Order from me on etsy and you'll get a handwritten thank you scrawled on the could-be-better installation instructions along with a lot of cat hair
