Sir Stewart Wallace
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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There’s nothing better than football man
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
There’s nothing better than football man
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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The Vengabus is coming. It is happening again.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Vengabus is coming. It is happening again.
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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2026 is the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. trib.al/vuUtT6a
Republicans claim its principles, but let Trump choose its meaning on a whim. Let us consider not a Project 2029, but a Project 2049: imagining what a better country could look like and how we get there.
Republicans claim its principles, but let Trump choose its meaning on a whim. Let us consider not a Project 2029, but a Project 2049: imagining what a better country could look like and how we get there.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
2026 is the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. trib.al/vuUtT6a
Republicans claim its principles, but let Trump choose its meaning on a whim. Let us consider not a Project 2029, but a Project 2049: imagining what a better country could look like and how we get there.
Republicans claim its principles, but let Trump choose its meaning on a whim. Let us consider not a Project 2029, but a Project 2049: imagining what a better country could look like and how we get there.
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It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!
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The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character.
Look at this cat
Look at this cat
August 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character.
Look at this cat
Look at this cat
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I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
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“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
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got your girl under the burgalier making her go robble robble
July 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
got your girl under the burgalier making her go robble robble
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Scary, yes, but America backing in to a nuclear war or something due to AI and a U.S. government that is run via social media posts by blithering idiots would be an admittedly hilarious way for us to go. bsky.app/profile/wash...
Breaking news: An imposter using AI to pose as Secretary of State Marco Rubio contacted three foreign ministers, a U.S. governor and a member of Congress, according to a State Department cable.
A Marco Rubio impostor is using AI voice to call high-level officials
An imposter using AI to pose as Secretary of State Marco Rubio contacted three foreign ministers, a U.S. governor and a member of Congress, according to a State Department cable.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Scary, yes, but America backing in to a nuclear war or something due to AI and a U.S. government that is run via social media posts by blithering idiots would be an admittedly hilarious way for us to go. bsky.app/profile/wash...
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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*me while trying to get serious work done* the muppet babies theme song did not have to go that hard
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*me while trying to get serious work done* the muppet babies theme song did not have to go that hard
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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