@sirenstephanie.bsky.social
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The telltale heart but it’s just the turkey defrosting in the dryer downstairs
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The telltale heart but it’s just the turkey defrosting in the dryer downstairs
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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You may be able to indict a ham sandwich, but you can’t convict one. Stop wasting our court’s money and resources.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You may be able to indict a ham sandwich, but you can’t convict one. Stop wasting our court’s money and resources.
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Sorry but I’m just not buying this whole “unfinished business” theory of haunting, like once I’m a ghost the very last thing I’m doing is hanging around to check off a few more things on my to-do list I am OFF the clock
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sorry but I’m just not buying this whole “unfinished business” theory of haunting, like once I’m a ghost the very last thing I’m doing is hanging around to check off a few more things on my to-do list I am OFF the clock
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Usha? You in danger, girl.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Usha? You in danger, girl.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.
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Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
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A dog bringing you their stuffy means you’re pure of heart
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A dog bringing you their stuffy means you’re pure of heart
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Imagine making six figures to not do anything you were entrusted to do.
…getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.
…betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.
The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.
…getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.
…betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.
The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Imagine making six figures to not do anything you were entrusted to do.
…getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.
…betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.
The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.
…getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired.
…betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator.
The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.
*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.
*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.
October 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.
*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.
*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.
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Free speech?
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Free speech?
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
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DATE: so what do you do
ME: i build dog houses
DATE: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
ME: haha good one
DATE:
ME: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
ME: i build dog houses
DATE: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
ME: haha good one
DATE:
ME: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
DATE: so what do you do
ME: i build dog houses
DATE: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
ME: haha good one
DATE:
ME: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
ME: i build dog houses
DATE: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
ME: haha good one
DATE:
ME: (under breath) it's "bark"itect