Sir Sketch Ewan
sir-sketch-ewan.bsky.social
Sir Sketch Ewan
@sir-sketch-ewan.bsky.social
Kneel mortals, as you are unworthy to gaze upon my splendor. For I storm castles alongside the ETC boys of old. @eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My mom called yesterday to apologize for all the Tylenol she took…so I guess we’re all square now
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Tylenol causes 5G
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game.

The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.
September 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
April 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Six years ago I accidentally texted a guy who was flirting with me a text about a different guy that was meant for my girlfriends in a group text, so I 1000% understand what Pete Hegseth is going through.
March 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
March 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Includes basically all meta platforms as well, and we all know how the “X” man is gonna go 🙄🙄
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Maybe next year, on the ten year anniversary. Harambe’s great spirit will release us from this terrible curse….
March 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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FunHouseRadio.com
Like this #meme? Try the #stream!
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Passive aggressively signaling with paddles instead of displaying rage or just leaving and displaying apathy are pathetic. Stand your ground and show actual value
March 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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whitehouse dot gov folks
March 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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It's my understanding the current administration was humiliated by its betters today, an observation that will be evergreen for the next three years, ten months
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This may have been the last joy I found in physical life 😂
February 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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just got off a telehealth visit with my new doctor
February 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My soul lives on the benches along this trail
February 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this is such a great idea 👇👇👇
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
www.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM