Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder.
Dear gaping consumer assholes,
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dear gaping consumer assholes,
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Must be rough for MAGA right now; not knowing if they should be incandescent with rage and revenge over a Democrat shooter, or full of heartfelt sympathy and prayers for a poor Republican soul who made an unfortunate error in judgment concerning gun safety.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Must be rough for MAGA right now; not knowing if they should be incandescent with rage and revenge over a Democrat shooter, or full of heartfelt sympathy and prayers for a poor Republican soul who made an unfortunate error in judgment concerning gun safety.
You had ONE job...
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You had ONE job...
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JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
You know it's gonna be a great day when your first customer is a little old man with a jagged SS tattoo on his neck.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You know it's gonna be a great day when your first customer is a little old man with a jagged SS tattoo on his neck.
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PSA for my fellow hefty men:
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
PSA for my fellow hefty men:
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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B*tches & females, these types of men deserve the "male loneliness epidemic." 🤦♀️
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
B*tches & females, these types of men deserve the "male loneliness epidemic." 🤦♀️
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird when an artist says not to steal their work when it's based on a monetized IP they don't have permission to use, let alone make money off of?
"You're paying for the work."
I can work on a hamburger, McDs will still be pissed if I sell it as a Big Mac.
"You're paying for the work."
I can work on a hamburger, McDs will still be pissed if I sell it as a Big Mac.
October 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird when an artist says not to steal their work when it's based on a monetized IP they don't have permission to use, let alone make money off of?
"You're paying for the work."
I can work on a hamburger, McDs will still be pissed if I sell it as a Big Mac.
"You're paying for the work."
I can work on a hamburger, McDs will still be pissed if I sell it as a Big Mac.
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#RumpIndictment
Got enough on this grifter to #25th him.
Nixon’s crimes were fewer and he was forced out .
Got enough on this grifter to #25th him.
Nixon’s crimes were fewer and he was forced out .
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
#RumpIndictment
Got enough on this grifter to #25th him.
Nixon’s crimes were fewer and he was forced out .
Got enough on this grifter to #25th him.
Nixon’s crimes were fewer and he was forced out .
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wOn'T sOmBoDy tHiNk oF tHe mEn?!?
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
wOn'T sOmBoDy tHiNk oF tHe mEn?!?
You know it's going to be a great day in customer service when you've already thought "fuck you, numbnut inbred trash," five times in the first hour.
September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You know it's going to be a great day in customer service when you've already thought "fuck you, numbnut inbred trash," five times in the first hour.
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Ah yes, because of course restricting women's rights will make women want to date these hateful man-babies. Not.
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ah yes, because of course restricting women's rights will make women want to date these hateful man-babies. Not.
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"Can you break a hundred?"
Can you not fucking get them in the first place?
Can you not fucking get them in the first place?
September 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Can you break a hundred?"
Can you not fucking get them in the first place?
Can you not fucking get them in the first place?
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Trump has so many ghouls orbiting him that I had to look up which one Charlie Kirk was, and it didn't take too long to run across this quote from him
"It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
My pillow remains dry.
"It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
My pillow remains dry.
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Trump has so many ghouls orbiting him that I had to look up which one Charlie Kirk was, and it didn't take too long to run across this quote from him
"It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
My pillow remains dry.
"It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
My pillow remains dry.
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There's so many men like this now.
It's such a mystery why there's a
"Male loneliness epidemic". 🤷♀️
It's such a mystery why there's a
"Male loneliness epidemic". 🤷♀️
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There's so many men like this now.
It's such a mystery why there's a
"Male loneliness epidemic". 🤷♀️
It's such a mystery why there's a
"Male loneliness epidemic". 🤷♀️