Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder.
You had ONE job...
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You had ONE job...
My Dearest Boss of Hogs,
Regretfully do I pen this missive to bring about to your intention that this is not, in fact, the expression of unbridled lust, desire, nor interest. At worst it is contemptable disbelief, at best it is smelling something odious while assuming you are its source:
Regretfully do I pen this missive to bring about to your intention that this is not, in fact, the expression of unbridled lust, desire, nor interest. At worst it is contemptable disbelief, at best it is smelling something odious while assuming you are its source:
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My Dearest Boss of Hogs,
Regretfully do I pen this missive to bring about to your intention that this is not, in fact, the expression of unbridled lust, desire, nor interest. At worst it is contemptable disbelief, at best it is smelling something odious while assuming you are its source:
Regretfully do I pen this missive to bring about to your intention that this is not, in fact, the expression of unbridled lust, desire, nor interest. At worst it is contemptable disbelief, at best it is smelling something odious while assuming you are its source:
Heh, yeah... remember when they pretended to worry eggs were too expensive then?
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Heh, yeah... remember when they pretended to worry eggs were too expensive then?
These babies got me through 3rd shift.
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
These babies got me through 3rd shift.
So, whoever named that has never seen a snail before. Also, favorite pokemon is Wharrgarbl.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
So, whoever named that has never seen a snail before. Also, favorite pokemon is Wharrgarbl.
Also... what the fuck is this gak shit?! Is car-cleaning snot also a product only for women??
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Also... what the fuck is this gak shit?! Is car-cleaning snot also a product only for women??
Well, I had to go look, and they just come right out and say it.
October 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Well, I had to go look, and they just come right out and say it.
And this is legally distinct candy corn.
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And this is legally distinct candy corn.
But for serious answer:
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
But for serious answer:
But for serious answer:
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
But for serious answer:
Wong: "You wanted more?"
September 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Wong: "You wanted more?"
I had no idea what that was, and it sounds fucking horrific.
May he get shanked. A lot. With spoons. Rusty ones.
May he get shanked. A lot. With spoons. Rusty ones.
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I had no idea what that was, and it sounds fucking horrific.
May he get shanked. A lot. With spoons. Rusty ones.
May he get shanked. A lot. With spoons. Rusty ones.
There was only one ship that mattered to my character,
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
There was only one ship that mattered to my character,
And literally the one right above it:
September 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And literally the one right above it:
Really have to get around to making a 2D model of him, they look better than the 3D ones they make. And cheaper.
September 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Really have to get around to making a 2D model of him, they look better than the 3D ones they make. And cheaper.
This is the only thing that springs to mind.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is the only thing that springs to mind.
Pffft, and I suppose real men "Don't wear pink floral silk robes," or "watch youtube videos on D&D builds," or "name their cats Tardis and Rose Tyler," PFFFFFFFFT!
September 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pffft, and I suppose real men "Don't wear pink floral silk robes," or "watch youtube videos on D&D builds," or "name their cats Tardis and Rose Tyler," PFFFFFFFFT!
I dunno if you can do goblins in your style 😆
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I dunno if you can do goblins in your style 😆