Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder.
Sometimes you can just tell when they're trolling for responses.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sometimes you can just tell when they're trolling for responses.
"We're seriously overfucking using this."
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"We're seriously overfucking using this."
...Was it not official a year ago? I look forward to their next piece.
"Decades later and it's official, sticking your tongue in an outlet is a bad idea."
"Decades later and it's official, sticking your tongue in an outlet is a bad idea."
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
...Was it not official a year ago? I look forward to their next piece.
"Decades later and it's official, sticking your tongue in an outlet is a bad idea."
"Decades later and it's official, sticking your tongue in an outlet is a bad idea."
Oh, him? Yeah, I hope that guy drowns in a septic tank.
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Oh, him? Yeah, I hope that guy drowns in a septic tank.
I wonder if things would calm down if we just got rid of Forbes. Kinda dumb to think our species might die just because of 20 people trying to outdo each other on a fictional resource.
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I wonder if things would calm down if we just got rid of Forbes. Kinda dumb to think our species might die just because of 20 people trying to outdo each other on a fictional resource.
Yes, if there's one person who should lecture people on being appropriate in public, it's a guy calling himself Poon.
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Yes, if there's one person who should lecture people on being appropriate in public, it's a guy calling himself Poon.
Um... hang on, I can do this...
"women Because relationships they means on partnership @ forming bonds creates, HELLO? 8675309 whys reason equals duh."
"women Because relationships they means on partnership @ forming bonds creates, HELLO? 8675309 whys reason equals duh."
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Um... hang on, I can do this...
"women Because relationships they means on partnership @ forming bonds creates, HELLO? 8675309 whys reason equals duh."
"women Because relationships they means on partnership @ forming bonds creates, HELLO? 8675309 whys reason equals duh."
Dear Becca,
99.99% of people won't look like you. That's how genetics work. Except for that one totally identical person out there that movies insist we all have.
99.99% of people won't look like you. That's how genetics work. Except for that one totally identical person out there that movies insist we all have.
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Dear Becca,
99.99% of people won't look like you. That's how genetics work. Except for that one totally identical person out there that movies insist we all have.
99.99% of people won't look like you. That's how genetics work. Except for that one totally identical person out there that movies insist we all have.
This is a steroid addiction away from "Um, HELLO? Why won't fems recognize my alphaness?!"
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This is a steroid addiction away from "Um, HELLO? Why won't fems recognize my alphaness?!"
Kinda starting to doubt that one guy in Gaza's plan to save his family involves following me from 500 different accounts.
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Kinda starting to doubt that one guy in Gaza's plan to save his family involves following me from 500 different accounts.
Oooo! Can we go back to the days where guys wrote out missives informing their paramours that they'd be ever so grateful if she'd consent to being escorted out for an evening next fortnight?
a man wearing a top hat and white gloves says ooh fancy man with the fancy fancy
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and white gloves says ooh fancy man with the fancy fancy
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February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Oooo! Can we go back to the days where guys wrote out missives informing their paramours that they'd be ever so grateful if she'd consent to being escorted out for an evening next fortnight?
Ahhhh the ending... "WELL! If you're not gonna be my slave, then I don't WANT to date you! Yeah! Take THAT!"
taylor swift is singing into a microphone with red lipstick on her lips .
ALT: taylor swift is singing into a microphone with red lipstick on her lips .
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February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Ahhhh the ending... "WELL! If you're not gonna be my slave, then I don't WANT to date you! Yeah! Take THAT!"
Republicans: "This is a result of demonic leftwing thinking, Trans tolerance, and illegal immigration!"
Reality: "The shooter was one of yours, white as fresh snow and straight as an arrow."
Republicans: "Our thoughts and prayers for this poor troubled soul who made an unfortunate mistake."
Reality: "The shooter was one of yours, white as fresh snow and straight as an arrow."
Republicans: "Our thoughts and prayers for this poor troubled soul who made an unfortunate mistake."
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Republicans: "This is a result of demonic leftwing thinking, Trans tolerance, and illegal immigration!"
Reality: "The shooter was one of yours, white as fresh snow and straight as an arrow."
Republicans: "Our thoughts and prayers for this poor troubled soul who made an unfortunate mistake."
Reality: "The shooter was one of yours, white as fresh snow and straight as an arrow."
Republicans: "Our thoughts and prayers for this poor troubled soul who made an unfortunate mistake."
I don't usually go in for fad foods off youtube... but low cal big mac tacos are fucking amazing.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I don't usually go in for fad foods off youtube... but low cal big mac tacos are fucking amazing.
Ma'am, here's your answer to that WIBTA: "Guess why she didn't ask you first if that would be okay."
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Ma'am, here's your answer to that WIBTA: "Guess why she didn't ask you first if that would be okay."
Also... I just spent time reading his venting, can someone provide his email address so I can send him an invoice for a quick mouth-hug?
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Also... I just spent time reading his venting, can someone provide his email address so I can send him an invoice for a quick mouth-hug?
"I find it generally to be true."
I love these guys who make assumptions on the entire species based off the five people they actually know.
Wait, not love, what's that similar word... ah, defenestrate.
I love these guys who make assumptions on the entire species based off the five people they actually know.
Wait, not love, what's that similar word... ah, defenestrate.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"I find it generally to be true."
I love these guys who make assumptions on the entire species based off the five people they actually know.
Wait, not love, what's that similar word... ah, defenestrate.
I love these guys who make assumptions on the entire species based off the five people they actually know.
Wait, not love, what's that similar word... ah, defenestrate.
Trump and his use of "proven."
a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
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February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Trump and his use of "proven."
I try not to judge anyone off not abandoning work unless the story outright says "they absolutely could have left with zero consequences and we're not financially dependent on it anyway," but... I'm tired, sleep your blinding pain off? That's beyond callous, that's sociopathic.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I try not to judge anyone off not abandoning work unless the story outright says "they absolutely could have left with zero consequences and we're not financially dependent on it anyway," but... I'm tired, sleep your blinding pain off? That's beyond callous, that's sociopathic.
He really didn't need to write all that. "I want you to slow down so I can catch up" was plenty enough to stay single forever.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
He really didn't need to write all that. "I want you to slow down so I can catch up" was plenty enough to stay single forever.
Either that or he's trying to piss you off so he can be the victim when you eventually blow up. Dude's being toxic.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Either that or he's trying to piss you off so he can be the victim when you eventually blow up. Dude's being toxic.
This just sounds like some dick swinging. "I make more money know so I decide what's what, and I need to mark my territory."
Even if he wasn't doing all that shit to your car, he's still using your gas. Just take the keys away, guarantee he won't have a reason for needing them.
Even if he wasn't doing all that shit to your car, he's still using your gas. Just take the keys away, guarantee he won't have a reason for needing them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This just sounds like some dick swinging. "I make more money know so I decide what's what, and I need to mark my territory."
Even if he wasn't doing all that shit to your car, he's still using your gas. Just take the keys away, guarantee he won't have a reason for needing them.
Even if he wasn't doing all that shit to your car, he's still using your gas. Just take the keys away, guarantee he won't have a reason for needing them.
I had that happen recently.
1. Comment to party A.
2. Party B responds negatively to me.
3. Party C points out party B is wrong.
4. Party B responds negatively to party C.
5. I point out party B's continued error in responding to party C.
6. Party B, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!"
1. Comment to party A.
2. Party B responds negatively to me.
3. Party C points out party B is wrong.
4. Party B responds negatively to party C.
5. I point out party B's continued error in responding to party C.
6. Party B, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!"
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I had that happen recently.
1. Comment to party A.
2. Party B responds negatively to me.
3. Party C points out party B is wrong.
4. Party B responds negatively to party C.
5. I point out party B's continued error in responding to party C.
6. Party B, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!"
1. Comment to party A.
2. Party B responds negatively to me.
3. Party C points out party B is wrong.
4. Party B responds negatively to party C.
5. I point out party B's continued error in responding to party C.
6. Party B, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!"
Women: We want equality and respect... and, if it's not asking TOO much, an acknowledgement that living children are more important than your pewpews.
Heavenbvnny: Or, or... I can offer to parallel park for you.
Heavenbvnny: Or, or... I can offer to parallel park for you.
a black and white painting of a knight holding a sword in a dark room .
ALT: a black and white painting of a knight holding a sword in a dark room .
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February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Women: We want equality and respect... and, if it's not asking TOO much, an acknowledgement that living children are more important than your pewpews.
Heavenbvnny: Or, or... I can offer to parallel park for you.
Heavenbvnny: Or, or... I can offer to parallel park for you.