Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder.
There's being concerned for someone taking a risky job, then there's "Hey stupid did you even think of doing something else?"
And I've worked with people who've worked at regular hospitals. They aren't THAT much safer. I imagine corrections nurses at least get gaurds in or right outside the room.
And I've worked with people who've worked at regular hospitals. They aren't THAT much safer. I imagine corrections nurses at least get gaurds in or right outside the room.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There's being concerned for someone taking a risky job, then there's "Hey stupid did you even think of doing something else?"
And I've worked with people who've worked at regular hospitals. They aren't THAT much safer. I imagine corrections nurses at least get gaurds in or right outside the room.
And I've worked with people who've worked at regular hospitals. They aren't THAT much safer. I imagine corrections nurses at least get gaurds in or right outside the room.
"More kids for a healthier nation."
I kinda feel like nations that produce guys like this don't have the greatest reputations when it comes to ensuring children grow up healthy.
I kinda feel like nations that produce guys like this don't have the greatest reputations when it comes to ensuring children grow up healthy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"More kids for a healthier nation."
I kinda feel like nations that produce guys like this don't have the greatest reputations when it comes to ensuring children grow up healthy.
I kinda feel like nations that produce guys like this don't have the greatest reputations when it comes to ensuring children grow up healthy.
You know it's bad when he can't even outright say what his girlfriend did to end things because there's no way he can spin it to where it's actually her fault.
Then again, as I read this, there's apparently a lot of things he can't outright say.
Then again, as I read this, there's apparently a lot of things he can't outright say.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You know it's bad when he can't even outright say what his girlfriend did to end things because there's no way he can spin it to where it's actually her fault.
Then again, as I read this, there's apparently a lot of things he can't outright say.
Then again, as I read this, there's apparently a lot of things he can't outright say.
His reason was also dirt stupid: "I was horny, so I did something to make me even hornier. I figured that would fix the problem."
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
His reason was also dirt stupid: "I was horny, so I did something to make me even hornier. I figured that would fix the problem."
Imagine being the kind of person who thinks there's a JUSTIFIABLE REASON FOR WATCHING PORN IN PUBLIC AND IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS and then going to the comment section to champion that belief.
"Sorry officer but I didn't get my morning BJ, you know how it is. Women, amirite?"
"Sorry officer but I didn't get my morning BJ, you know how it is. Women, amirite?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Imagine being the kind of person who thinks there's a JUSTIFIABLE REASON FOR WATCHING PORN IN PUBLIC AND IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS and then going to the comment section to champion that belief.
"Sorry officer but I didn't get my morning BJ, you know how it is. Women, amirite?"
"Sorry officer but I didn't get my morning BJ, you know how it is. Women, amirite?"
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! WE ACCEPT THEM, ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US!
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December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! WE ACCEPT THEM, ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US!
Alright, what's his reason for why he won't see OP's daughter as his familial child?
1. "Alphas don't raise someone else's child."
2. "Gotta have a BOY, bro!"
3. Both
Also, "Here's some condoms, tell your wife to use them next time." ...Um... women aren't the ones who use them, my guy.
1. "Alphas don't raise someone else's child."
2. "Gotta have a BOY, bro!"
3. Both
Also, "Here's some condoms, tell your wife to use them next time." ...Um... women aren't the ones who use them, my guy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Alright, what's his reason for why he won't see OP's daughter as his familial child?
1. "Alphas don't raise someone else's child."
2. "Gotta have a BOY, bro!"
3. Both
Also, "Here's some condoms, tell your wife to use them next time." ...Um... women aren't the ones who use them, my guy.
1. "Alphas don't raise someone else's child."
2. "Gotta have a BOY, bro!"
3. Both
Also, "Here's some condoms, tell your wife to use them next time." ...Um... women aren't the ones who use them, my guy.
"Dad, how did you and Mom meet?"
"Well, funny story..."
"Well, funny story..."
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Dad, how did you and Mom meet?"
"Well, funny story..."
"Well, funny story..."
I hope she can at least call him a wellness check or something, because it's sounding like he boofed coke or something.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I hope she can at least call him a wellness check or something, because it's sounding like he boofed coke or something.
Well, it does actually look pretty tas- wait... MOM?!
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November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well, it does actually look pretty tas- wait... MOM?!
Surprised he didn't pass it off as a tribute game to fallen soldiers... well, surprised his PR team didn't, I know he doesn't think about anyone but himself.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Surprised he didn't pass it off as a tribute game to fallen soldiers... well, surprised his PR team didn't, I know he doesn't think about anyone but himself.
"Yes, I am Emma Womansname, hello fellow females, sure is our fault amirite?"
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Yes, I am Emma Womansname, hello fellow females, sure is our fault amirite?"
NO PECAN PIE?!
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November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NO PECAN PIE?!
Why are pigs complaining about hogs? Anyway:
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November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why are pigs complaining about hogs? Anyway:
Someone said this in response to all the nerds going aggro when Doctor Who regenerated as a woman:
"How about you go cry to your Dad since you hate your Mom so much."
"How about you go cry to your Dad since you hate your Mom so much."
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Someone said this in response to all the nerds going aggro when Doctor Who regenerated as a woman:
"How about you go cry to your Dad since you hate your Mom so much."
"How about you go cry to your Dad since you hate your Mom so much."
"You're creating tension in the home!"
Just because you pissed on it doesn't mean it's yours.
"He's in a rough spott financially."
Me too, I suddenly got an extra mouth to feed and an increase in utilities.
Just because you pissed on it doesn't mean it's yours.
"He's in a rough spott financially."
Me too, I suddenly got an extra mouth to feed and an increase in utilities.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"You're creating tension in the home!"
Just because you pissed on it doesn't mean it's yours.
"He's in a rough spott financially."
Me too, I suddenly got an extra mouth to feed and an increase in utilities.
Just because you pissed on it doesn't mean it's yours.
"He's in a rough spott financially."
Me too, I suddenly got an extra mouth to feed and an increase in utilities.
Him: "I'm thinking of doing something to hurt my fiancée because of this one time she rejected me."
Sister: "Hey, remember that one time you rejected me? Anyway, give up your current life for me. I'm not planning on hurting you over it, c'mon."
Him: "Hmm, I see no parallel here whatsoever."
Sister: "Hey, remember that one time you rejected me? Anyway, give up your current life for me. I'm not planning on hurting you over it, c'mon."
Him: "Hmm, I see no parallel here whatsoever."
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Him: "I'm thinking of doing something to hurt my fiancée because of this one time she rejected me."
Sister: "Hey, remember that one time you rejected me? Anyway, give up your current life for me. I'm not planning on hurting you over it, c'mon."
Him: "Hmm, I see no parallel here whatsoever."
Sister: "Hey, remember that one time you rejected me? Anyway, give up your current life for me. I'm not planning on hurting you over it, c'mon."
Him: "Hmm, I see no parallel here whatsoever."
The remove from list part makes me think it's the wife. An Ex obsessed with her for this long wouldn't want to be blocked from her.
And from personal experience, my wife's ex-fiance's new girlfriend got pissed at my wife for making the ex available for her, "he's still hurting because of you!"
And from personal experience, my wife's ex-fiance's new girlfriend got pissed at my wife for making the ex available for her, "he's still hurting because of you!"
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November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The remove from list part makes me think it's the wife. An Ex obsessed with her for this long wouldn't want to be blocked from her.
And from personal experience, my wife's ex-fiance's new girlfriend got pissed at my wife for making the ex available for her, "he's still hurting because of you!"
And from personal experience, my wife's ex-fiance's new girlfriend got pissed at my wife for making the ex available for her, "he's still hurting because of you!"
I can already hear the pitter-patter of whiney feet as he runs sobbing to the supreme court to do something about the big meanie.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I can already hear the pitter-patter of whiney feet as he runs sobbing to the supreme court to do something about the big meanie.
That needs to be a shirt: "Can't think of anything the GOP does for you? Congrats, you're not a racist/sexist/homophobe!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That needs to be a shirt: "Can't think of anything the GOP does for you? Congrats, you're not a racist/sexist/homophobe!"
And I got $5 says you could scrape it off with your thumbnail.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
And I got $5 says you could scrape it off with your thumbnail.
Someone's gonna die either way if he falls over.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Someone's gonna die either way if he falls over.
Was that a typo insult, or could he not handle her joining an Australian biker gang?
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Was that a typo insult, or could he not handle her joining an Australian biker gang?
Can't help but notice ol' Keith here doesn't mention what he brings to the table that the next swipe doesn't.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can't help but notice ol' Keith here doesn't mention what he brings to the table that the next swipe doesn't.