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arguing with a guy at the amusement park I have 16 seconds to come up with each insult before our teacups pass each other again
January 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
arguing with a guy at the amusement park I have 16 seconds to come up with each insult before our teacups pass each other again
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Rest in peace to the god
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rest in peace to the god
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses:
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses:
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses:
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses:
Every Lazio fan loves Fascist Falconer Guy, the bird-handler who reveres Mussolini *5 seconds later* He took his dick out
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every Lazio fan loves Fascist Falconer Guy, the bird-handler who reveres Mussolini *5 seconds later* He took his dick out
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Thank god there's finally some useful technology. Yi-Fei Chen, aTaiwanese designer, has built a beautiful gun that collects and freezes tears, so you can shoot them at the person who caused them
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Thank god there's finally some useful technology. Yi-Fei Chen, aTaiwanese designer, has built a beautiful gun that collects and freezes tears, so you can shoot them at the person who caused them
Look at Tom Brady’s weird little face
January 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Look at Tom Brady’s weird little face
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“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon
January 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I don’t understand what produce in the Central Valley has to do with fires in LA” this is the subject of one of the most famous movies ever made, in which it is explained to Jack Nicholson at length by the director of The Maltese Falcon
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“edgar welch, 38, was in the passenger seat when he pulled a handgun on officers…. edgars sister and the driver of the vehicle, haliey welch, who found fame last year as “hawk tuah girl”, didn’t recall seeing her brother wielding a handgun at officers” —WUSA9
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“edgar welch, 38, was in the passenger seat when he pulled a handgun on officers…. edgars sister and the driver of the vehicle, haliey welch, who found fame last year as “hawk tuah girl”, didn’t recall seeing her brother wielding a handgun at officers” —WUSA9
What the hell is happening here?
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
What the hell is happening here?
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100% agree that the standards used to judge character and fitness do not actually determine a person's character or fitness to practice law.
1/ A short story/rant. When I first told a family member I wanted to go to law school, they said: "You went to college! Who the hell do you think you are?"
1/ A short story/rant. When I first told a family member I wanted to go to law school, they said: "You went to college! Who the hell do you think you are?"
March 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
100% agree that the standards used to judge character and fitness do not actually determine a person's character or fitness to practice law.
1/ A short story/rant. When I first told a family member I wanted to go to law school, they said: "You went to college! Who the hell do you think you are?"
1/ A short story/rant. When I first told a family member I wanted to go to law school, they said: "You went to college! Who the hell do you think you are?"
She Works Hard For the Money
March 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
She Works Hard For the Money
As useless as a chocolate Willy
February 28, 2024 at 4:58 PM
As useless as a chocolate Willy
Harry A. Slattery had a helluva good idea one time
February 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Harry A. Slattery had a helluva good idea one time
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This is why we’re so frustrated with places like the NYT. It’s not that they did it for years and years, mainstreaming absolute monsters, leading us into wars, pretending evil isn’t evil, it’s that they know they’re doing it and don’t care.
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February 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
This is why we’re so frustrated with places like the NYT. It’s not that they did it for years and years, mainstreaming absolute monsters, leading us into wars, pretending evil isn’t evil, it’s that they know they’re doing it and don’t care.
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If you or a loved one is experiencing a mental health crisis, never call the cops. Even if it’s really bad, help is clearly needed, still don’t call the police. They won’t help you. They have never helped anyone in that situation. It’s a mistake, and potentially a deadly one.
February 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
If you or a loved one is experiencing a mental health crisis, never call the cops. Even if it’s really bad, help is clearly needed, still don’t call the police. They won’t help you. They have never helped anyone in that situation. It’s a mistake, and potentially a deadly one.
Navalny was a pussy. I was diagnosed with sudden death syndrome and I’m fine
February 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Navalny was a pussy. I was diagnosed with sudden death syndrome and I’m fine
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3d Man you are a disgrace
3d man, vic-20 (1982) www.giantbomb.com/3d-man/3030-...
February 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM
3d Man you are a disgrace
Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the costumes of Poor Things
February 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the costumes of Poor Things
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TONY ROMO: Jiiiiiiiim, you ever think about the never ending void of death and the permanence of time’s creep, the hopelessness of it all, how we’re all just grains of sand falling through gravity’s hourglass?
JIM NANTZ: Mahommes to Kelce for 8
JIM NANTZ: Mahommes to Kelce for 8
February 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
TONY ROMO: Jiiiiiiiim, you ever think about the never ending void of death and the permanence of time’s creep, the hopelessness of it all, how we’re all just grains of sand falling through gravity’s hourglass?
JIM NANTZ: Mahommes to Kelce for 8
JIM NANTZ: Mahommes to Kelce for 8
ME: (loudly) Okay, I’m gonna head on down to the Cadillac a-Ranch!
HER: (hollering from the other room) Don’t forget to pack your aunt!
HER: (hollering from the other room) Don’t forget to pack your aunt!
February 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM
ME: (loudly) Okay, I’m gonna head on down to the Cadillac a-Ranch!
HER: (hollering from the other room) Don’t forget to pack your aunt!
HER: (hollering from the other room) Don’t forget to pack your aunt!
Maybe I’m just too demanding
Maybe I’m just like my father (two balls)
Maybe I’m just like my father (two balls)
November 14, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Maybe I’m just too demanding
Maybe I’m just like my father (two balls)
Maybe I’m just like my father (two balls)
Everyone in Bosch’s life is, like, “A bootleg reel-to-reel of Charlie Parker playing the Cow Palace in 1964 changed my life,” instead of “Jazz sucks shit,” which is what would really happen
November 12, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Everyone in Bosch’s life is, like, “A bootleg reel-to-reel of Charlie Parker playing the Cow Palace in 1964 changed my life,” instead of “Jazz sucks shit,” which is what would really happen
To any dumb motherfucker who needs to hear this: I promise you, your local deli is not bombing Gaza
November 2, 2023 at 4:37 PM
To any dumb motherfucker who needs to hear this: I promise you, your local deli is not bombing Gaza