Simon Templar
@simonsez40.bsky.social
Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan
Trying to think which brand I would be most like, dating-wise… I’m thinking maybe Spam. Seems pretty unappealing, but it’s actually not that bad once you get used to it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trying to think which brand I would be most like, dating-wise… I’m thinking maybe Spam. Seems pretty unappealing, but it’s actually not that bad once you get used to it.
Likely case: it was the worst case, and in 3 days everyone just forgets about it and moves on to some sydney sweeney level bullshit.
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Likely case: it was the worst case, and in 3 days everyone just forgets about it and moves on to some sydney sweeney level bullshit.
The women’s Blood & Guts match really exceeded my expectations. And I thought it was booked correctly. The team of sick fucks is supposed to win a match like that. I love Harley and Willow and Mina, but this isn’t their jam. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The women’s Blood & Guts match really exceeded my expectations. And I thought it was booked correctly. The team of sick fucks is supposed to win a match like that. I love Harley and Willow and Mina, but this isn’t their jam. #AEWDynamite
As soon as I saw Arkady’s outfit, I knew MxM was booked tonight 👍
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As soon as I saw Arkady’s outfit, I knew MxM was booked tonight 👍
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
Enzo Gorlomi, Antonio Marghereti and Dominick DeCocco
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Enzo Gorlomi, Antonio Marghereti and Dominick DeCocco
Servin’ up softies to Boston cause they’ve had a rough week.
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Servin’ up softies to Boston cause they’ve had a rough week.
I wonder why none of the on-screen social media posts on the #AEWDynamite telecast are reflecting our disgust at the ICE ads, since that seems to be dominating the conversation right now.
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wonder why none of the on-screen social media posts on the #AEWDynamite telecast are reflecting our disgust at the ICE ads, since that seems to be dominating the conversation right now.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to run a racist ICE recruiting ad during #AEWDynamite must’ve gotten their wrestling shows mixed up.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Whoever thought it was a good idea to run a racist ICE recruiting ad during #AEWDynamite must’ve gotten their wrestling shows mixed up.
It is pretty ironic that the republicans have successfully turned the government into everything reagan claimed it was 45 years ago.
New in PN: You cannot trust the federal government
"The FBI has proven it can’t be trusted to provide narrative-free evidence to the public. This is par for the course for the rest of the govt under Trump, which can’t be trusted at all because everything in it exists only to serve Dear Leader."
"The FBI has proven it can’t be trusted to provide narrative-free evidence to the public. This is par for the course for the rest of the govt under Trump, which can’t be trusted at all because everything in it exists only to serve Dear Leader."
You cannot trust the federal government
Everything they say should be assumed to be a lie.
www.publicnotice.co
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It is pretty ironic that the republicans have successfully turned the government into everything reagan claimed it was 45 years ago.
So what’s gonna be the best place to watch the rapture? Any good pre-rapture tailgates happening?
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So what’s gonna be the best place to watch the rapture? Any good pre-rapture tailgates happening?
Unbelievably, the two lead stories in the NY Times today both be describe policies in Greenland that would particularly infuriate right-wingers and trigger their compulsion to “help”. I think I can guess what’s next on the “what else can we distract people with” agenda.
September 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Unbelievably, the two lead stories in the NY Times today both be describe policies in Greenland that would particularly infuriate right-wingers and trigger their compulsion to “help”. I think I can guess what’s next on the “what else can we distract people with” agenda.
I know “incompetent refs” is an AEW trope, but come on, Remsburg is watching an attempted stabbing and doesn’t ring the bell?
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know “incompetent refs” is an AEW trope, but come on, Remsburg is watching an attempted stabbing and doesn’t ring the bell?
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
Somebody needs to load this transcript into the teleprompter at the next State of the Union address.
September 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Somebody needs to load this transcript into the teleprompter at the next State of the Union address.
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s going to be tough to accuse them of anti-semitism, but I’m very confident the media will give it a try.
HAPPENING NOW: a group of New York rabbis are being arrested at a protest outside the Israeli consulate calling for bringing food into Gaza, an end to the war, and return of all hostages
@newjewishnarrative.bsky.social
@newjewishnarrative.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s going to be tough to accuse them of anti-semitism, but I’m very confident the media will give it a try.
Did Angelico change his pronunciation again?? 🤦♂️
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Did Angelico change his pronunciation again?? 🤦♂️
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
If Caster had rolled up Bowens, wouldn’t have been the worst thing 🤷♂️
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
July 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If Caster had rolled up Bowens, wouldn’t have been the worst thing 🤷♂️
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
He’ll be happy to know I couldn’t give a shit.
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He’ll be happy to know I couldn’t give a shit.
Can’t decide if the Omega/Okada segment was to make sure no one’s gonna be rooting for Okada, or to give Kenny an excuse for losing so they can run it back at All Out in Canada, or both.
#AEW
#AEW
June 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can’t decide if the Omega/Okada segment was to make sure no one’s gonna be rooting for Okada, or to give Kenny an excuse for losing so they can run it back at All Out in Canada, or both.
#AEW
#AEW
My main takeaway from watching Belmont Stakes day via the TVG feed, is that at no point during the day did anyone care enough to show Frank Mirahmadi where the mute button is.
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My main takeaway from watching Belmont Stakes day via the TVG feed, is that at no point during the day did anyone care enough to show Frank Mirahmadi where the mute button is.
Feeling assoured when I look at this
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Feeling assoured when I look at this