the irony of SoftBank, of all companies, getting to weasel out of being a bagholder for this bubble is just off the fucking charts

I think you'd have to go back to the 3 Kingdoms period to find a richer vein of irony

This joke remains full of deep wisdom.

but did you remember the runcible spoon? I hear it makes all the difference

and this, THIS is why Sam Altman and Peter Thiel and their troglodyte ilk want to overrun the internet with slop -

so we will forget that we were ever greater.

so that we will slip further into a new dark age, manipulated by the whims of men driven insane by the lack of barriers to their id

... and now the 747s are gone. So too hot meals, forks, condiments, blankets, pillows, headphones... everything that defined The Experience of Air Travel

there are kids old enough to drink who think a 2-deck aircraft is fantasy, and that photo of one can't be real

we've lost so much already

... taking the STAIRS up and down, marveling at the first-class passengers (champagne! filet mignon!) and then going back to my seat to eat a perfectly fine hot meal, with metal cutlery, salt and pepper

we flew economy class and sometimes a whole row would be empty in the back and we could nap...

Too many journalists are just the sloppiest pieces of shit you've ever seen.

They'll listen to a rich asshole spew utterly meaningless word salad, just slopping waves of nonsense, and not ever ask a single "what the fuck are you even trying to say? What the hell does that mean?"

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