The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.

asking someone to follow you back because you followed them is like asking you to date them because they want to date you, look, you gotta have a better pitch than that, c'mon

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

Isolated, lonely people are easier to market to and more likely to buy something if they think it will make them less miserable.

The Furbonacci Sequence Proves That Cats Are Purrfect

13/n

(Credit to @boredpanda.com)

All are requested to record all the good things they wish to say about others without waiting for their death. This will make the world a better place and right information and evaluation will spread. Many accusations, unfortunately, remain unanswered if made after someone's death.

if you want to make it big on the
internet, the easiest way is to find things that make people mad, publish them (regardless of accuracy), and then validate their anger. the result of this has been the creation of a humanity-spanning rage machine where every possible source of anger is being mined

A lot of people who self identify as nerds actually were never very smart, they just associated themselves with "smart people interests"

Fuck microplastics, from now on Im only consuming MACROPLASTICS

Good morning