Mikey
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Fresh start feels good. Lets try again
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
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your paycheck is a gift from the divine king, this is the american way and we love our wise and benevolent king and to insist otherwise is unamerican and possibly material support for terrorism
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
your paycheck is a gift from the divine king, this is the american way and we love our wise and benevolent king and to insist otherwise is unamerican and possibly material support for terrorism
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I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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Is everyone's printer this rude, or just mine?
August 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is everyone's printer this rude, or just mine?
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It takes a village
For those who don't know, Blood Tribe is a neo-Nazi group. These groups sometimes pile out of vehicles and do quick marches that they can film and post online. This time, they ran into some folks who weren't down with seeing Nazis on their streets, and they got beat.
Looks like Blood Tribe got stood up to in Concord, NH this afternoon. Still working on more details, but so far it seems they tried their flash march / rally like usual and people weren't having it and threw punches. People say they ran away scared with a large police presence in the area after.
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It takes a village
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Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
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today in Grokology, the chatbot is doing antisemitism
July 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
today in Grokology, the chatbot is doing antisemitism
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If you search "every damn time" on X right now (a popular phrase among Nazis to claim Jews are always behind horrible things) you can see Elon Musk has dialed up Grok's antisemitism to new levels.
July 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you search "every damn time" on X right now (a popular phrase among Nazis to claim Jews are always behind horrible things) you can see Elon Musk has dialed up Grok's antisemitism to new levels.
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yeah i know, i’m already voting for him. you don’t have to sell him to me anymore.
July 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
yeah i know, i’m already voting for him. you don’t have to sell him to me anymore.
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elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
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fuck. where will I read my hourly Truths
June 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
fuck. where will I read my hourly Truths
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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battle to see who kills themself first
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
battle to see who kills themself first
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jd vance:
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
jd vance:
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Enjoy 90 seconds of Xavier Legette at a hockey game. Best thing I've seen today. From B/R
May 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Enjoy 90 seconds of Xavier Legette at a hockey game. Best thing I've seen today. From B/R
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Republicans think this is South Africa
May 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Republicans think this is South Africa
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Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
May 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless