SigmaticDev
@sigmatic.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Willow!
Professional programmer. Emergence enthusiast. Context is everything.
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https://twitter.com/thelargestbird
Professional programmer. Emergence enthusiast. Context is everything.
💜 nonsensecodon.bsky.social 💜
https://twitter.com/thelargestbird
Upper management reorganization has got to have the lowest utility to "time spent discussing it" ratio out of all the activities a business can engage in.
Like... I don't caaaaaare that there are "pods" now. I have code merges to do.
Like... I don't caaaaaare that there are "pods" now. I have code merges to do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Upper management reorganization has got to have the lowest utility to "time spent discussing it" ratio out of all the activities a business can engage in.
Like... I don't caaaaaare that there are "pods" now. I have code merges to do.
Like... I don't caaaaaare that there are "pods" now. I have code merges to do.
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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*does a little dance for attention*
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*does a little dance for attention*
Starting the 11th at my job we'll have to provide a short business justification in order to do anything on our laptops that requires admin privileges........ This includes shit like opening task manager.......
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Starting the 11th at my job we'll have to provide a short business justification in order to do anything on our laptops that requires admin privileges........ This includes shit like opening task manager.......
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Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
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Took my 3ds to the Melvins concert last night and I brought it back home looking like this
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Took my 3ds to the Melvins concert last night and I brought it back home looking like this
Bout to see the Melvins with my bubby
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bout to see the Melvins with my bubby
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Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
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As October begins, we contemplate how the sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint.
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As October begins, we contemplate how the sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint.
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My punch is the strongest. Wanna try it?
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My punch is the strongest. Wanna try it?
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genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
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Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers
September 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers
Free concert downtown yayayayay
September 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Free concert downtown yayayayay
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
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This baby has a belly full of bugs
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This baby has a belly full of bugs
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It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually
Best part of this is the claim that it's a quality control issue.
Like there's a machine in a factory that every once in a while prints an incredibly funny typo and there's a guy on the line whose job it is to catch it.
Like there's a machine in a factory that every once in a while prints an incredibly funny typo and there's a guy on the line whose job it is to catch it.
August 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Best part of this is the claim that it's a quality control issue.
Like there's a machine in a factory that every once in a while prints an incredibly funny typo and there's a guy on the line whose job it is to catch it.
Like there's a machine in a factory that every once in a while prints an incredibly funny typo and there's a guy on the line whose job it is to catch it.
Hot work take: You shouldn't be allowed to give something as cool of a name as "Dark CPU" unless it's actually more exciting than "the backup we keep in a low-power, no-processing state in the same data center just in case"
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hot work take: You shouldn't be allowed to give something as cool of a name as "Dark CPU" unless it's actually more exciting than "the backup we keep in a low-power, no-processing state in the same data center just in case"
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Zwei Hauskatzen in der Catloaf-Sitzposition!!!
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Zwei Hauskatzen in der Catloaf-Sitzposition!!!