dyllie ⭐️
@shydyl.bsky.social
We brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it.
25 - they/them - full time beautiful - 2.22.22
25 - they/them - full time beautiful - 2.22.22
i saw someone selling a 73rd annual PGA kitchen aid mixer on facebook marketplace for $400 . open box. i have no hope in this species
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i saw someone selling a 73rd annual PGA kitchen aid mixer on facebook marketplace for $400 . open box. i have no hope in this species
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
FUK MY CENSORED CHUNGUS LIFE
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
FUK MY CENSORED CHUNGUS LIFE
GODDAMN IT I WAS FUCKING ROBBED
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
GODDAMN IT I WAS FUCKING ROBBED
damn it's my 45 month anniversary
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
damn it's my 45 month anniversary
i'm reading the picture of dorian gray and i did not know oscar wilde's backstory but tell me why im 5 mins into this book and i had to stop to google "is oscar wilde gay" CLOCKEDDD IT
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i'm reading the picture of dorian gray and i did not know oscar wilde's backstory but tell me why im 5 mins into this book and i had to stop to google "is oscar wilde gay" CLOCKEDDD IT
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Woke up thinking about Onibaba (1964).
What a film.
Two women survive in warring feudal Japan by tricking and murdering samurai, and stealing their belongings.
But when someone gets between the two women, the eldest tells of an evil curse that may be on them both...
Machete's way up for this one.🔪🔪
What a film.
Two women survive in warring feudal Japan by tricking and murdering samurai, and stealing their belongings.
But when someone gets between the two women, the eldest tells of an evil curse that may be on them both...
Machete's way up for this one.🔪🔪
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Woke up thinking about Onibaba (1964).
What a film.
Two women survive in warring feudal Japan by tricking and murdering samurai, and stealing their belongings.
But when someone gets between the two women, the eldest tells of an evil curse that may be on them both...
Machete's way up for this one.🔪🔪
What a film.
Two women survive in warring feudal Japan by tricking and murdering samurai, and stealing their belongings.
But when someone gets between the two women, the eldest tells of an evil curse that may be on them both...
Machete's way up for this one.🔪🔪
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I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’
The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist
english.elpais.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
i am so proud of my banana pudding. my cat who does not like bananas was swarming it so i gave him a little and he liked it! now THATS a good sign!
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i am so proud of my banana pudding. my cat who does not like bananas was swarming it so i gave him a little and he liked it! now THATS a good sign!
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In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:
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It took 50 days and a whole lot of nonsense, but Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva is finally in her seat.
Mike Johnson didn’t stall her swearing-in by accident—he did it on purpose.
Because protecting predators was apparently more urgent than serving the people.
Mike Johnson didn’t stall her swearing-in by accident—he did it on purpose.
Because protecting predators was apparently more urgent than serving the people.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It took 50 days and a whole lot of nonsense, but Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva is finally in her seat.
Mike Johnson didn’t stall her swearing-in by accident—he did it on purpose.
Because protecting predators was apparently more urgent than serving the people.
Mike Johnson didn’t stall her swearing-in by accident—he did it on purpose.
Because protecting predators was apparently more urgent than serving the people.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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How did food stamps get so politicized?
“Food is A Fundamental Human Right”: U.S. Hunger Expert Decries Trump Withholding Food Assistance
The government shutdown has brought attention to food insecurity in the United States, as it disrupted the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, or SNAP, which helps about 42 million people acr...
www.democracynow.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How did food stamps get so politicized?
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This list was 1484 long this morning
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Epstein List Feature Creep continues.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Epstein List Feature Creep continues.
#RightWingSexualPredators
docs.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This list was 1484 long this morning
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Epstein List Feature Creep continues.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Epstein List Feature Creep continues.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I am proud that my legal team and I are leading the fight in this case against the Republican Party’s effort to throw out lawful ballots. Everyone needs to recognize this as the next step in the GOP plan to ban mail-in voting entirely and to eventually target early voting as well.
🚨BREAKING: In a case with major implications for voting access, the U.S. Supreme Court will soon decide whether a mail-in ballot must be received by Election Day to count, or if it merely must be sent by then. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
SCOTUS to Hear GOP Lawsuit That Could Radically Restrict Mail Voting
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I am proud that my legal team and I are leading the fight in this case against the Republican Party’s effort to throw out lawful ballots. Everyone needs to recognize this as the next step in the GOP plan to ban mail-in voting entirely and to eventually target early voting as well.
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10歳になるまでひとりっ子でちょっと寂しかったパグ、子犬が増えて大の仲良しに🩷😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
10歳になるまでひとりっ子でちょっと寂しかったパグ、子犬が増えて大の仲良しに🩷😭😭😭
everyone is calling today to ask me about returns
a man in a white tank top is standing in front of a wall and yelling .
ALT: a man in a white tank top is standing in front of a wall and yelling .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone is calling today to ask me about returns
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Just make it exist first.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just make it exist first.
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i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.