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i love the subway
ah sick another weekend staring at my phone in horror
UK Govt Spokesperson: UK temporarily closes embassy in Tehran.
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
America is not any of those things in the weird nazi DHS memes.

America is however a nation of snitches and tattletales 👍
“I’ve had hotel staff sending post-it notes, bar staff sending DHS IDs, and loads of people saying their neighbour is an agent,” Skinner said.
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
yeah it’s the abominable intelligence big dog it’s like a whole thing in the imperium
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Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
who is nurse from peep show, Alex
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hope my middle school girlfriend can see the star I bought for her from the Moon hotel room
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
just want to say @jessefarrar.com I’m sorry that you all lost out to Amy at the Golden Globes. She’s an incredible talent and a bright light of comedy and I think does a bunch of charity too??and you guys are also around but I think should have been considered
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
this is what living in New York is like
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
they are talking about balls
DHS has rolled out a new slogan;
"One of ours
All of yours"
On the heels of ICE agents threatening protesters and telling them they "should have learned a lesson"; this is your tax dollars paying for your government promising to kill you. This is why we must keep fighting. ~AdminMatt
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Paul Schrader on god we’re gonna get you that Oscar
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I can close my eyes and watch First Reformed whenever I want or else it would be here
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I sincerely appreciate that the frame by frame analysis is a form of catharsis for some. However if you’re doing it with any expectation of winning the argument or proving a point or convincing the other side of anything: you are possibly naive without saving. We did this whole like 6 years ago!!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Mark Levine, I do not particularly like you but: Very good stuff
"NYS Dept of Health & NYC Health Dept reject all recent and unilateral changes to the CDC immunization schedule."

This letter just went all to all medical providers in NYC. It sends an unambiguous message: Do not change your prior immunization practices.
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Born and raised here and basically have used that fact to replace having a real personality AND YET I still find myself falling to my knees under the weight of “I love New York” almost weekly
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I know deep in my bones that I could be an amazing Mr Noodle. instead I’m forced to do insurance marketing
aubrey plaza welcome to the noodleverse
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hello @annielowrey.bsky.social genuinely curious what sort of emotional response you feel having written this and then seeing the “rumpled earnest” guy pull it off on the first Thursday of his term
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
A lot of bad. Also kinda crazy that Mamdani (and Hochul) delivered the W on childcare within 8 days. Huge L for the things can never get better crowd suck it from the back Matty Y et al
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Once I had a big fight with a young reporter who insisted the details of a shooting differed from my reporting which was based on videos of the incident. I illustrated how his reporting could not be true & he yelled back I’M A REAL REPORTER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCES

anyway that was wes lowery
This is the current front page of the Times. The Washington Post is even worse. Their headlines are privileging the accounts of the administration with a track record of lying as being as valid as eye witness accounts and videos.
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show

AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.

FP: That’s not true

AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Grey haired lady on 95th and Broadway telling her husband “an ice goon just murdered a woman.” The Morningside farmers market will be selling pipe bombs by April
Two different boomer couples at the UWS Whole Foods who had clearly come from the Times Sq anti war demo (had signs in shopping carts). A woke 2 rain will fall but I’m getting a teeny anxious about timing
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
assigning myself 40 lashes
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Daniel Piss
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Larry ends up seated next to Maduro court-side at MSG. They high five after Brunson hits a buzzer beater. Marco Rubio has Larry David assassinated
Maduro is gonna walk lol
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
now watch this drive!
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
unplugging and plugging back in
January 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
good luck babe!
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM