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Growing up in the 90's lefty & hopelessly pissed off 🖕 #BringOutTheGuillotines 🩸
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
theonion.com/trump-locks-...
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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lmfao
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
LOL
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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To all my followers: please report the account @sahouraxo.bsky.social for impersonating me, block them, and spread the word.

Your support is greatly appreciated 🙏🏻 ✨
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Some of y’all left Twitter to ignore ongoing genocide and it shows.
November 16, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter

the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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it doesn't matter how right wing a democratic president gets, conservatives will always say they're a communist and liberals will always say they're the most progressive since fdr
November 14, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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These rape allegations against an LAPD cop are truly disgusting.

I’ve blocked out all names (for now) because if you google the cop’s name, the victim’s name comes up beside it.

He abused someone suffering from mental illness.
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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i can’t wait to get polio and other fun old diseases
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Ah, Bluesky, where you can post a video of you playing music with your child without 50 people immediately replying ‘Hope you both die soon, you Libtard’.

Bliss. ✨
November 14, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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dying at infowars fans reaction to the onion takeover on twitter. they’re so clueless
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM