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DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
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Your support is greatly appreciated 🙏🏻 ✨
Your support is greatly appreciated 🙏🏻 ✨
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize
the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
I’ve blocked out all names (for now) because if you google the cop’s name, the victim’s name comes up beside it.
He abused someone suffering from mental illness.
I’ve blocked out all names (for now) because if you google the cop’s name, the victim’s name comes up beside it.
He abused someone suffering from mental illness.
Bliss. ✨
Bliss. ✨