Cary Reams
@shutdown-h-now.bsky.social
Web dev by day, r stat by night. We turn coffee into code.
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
Reposted by Cary Reams
If you are interested in #dataviz you might possibly like the winners of the @amstatnews.bsky.social K-12 poster competition. Some posters are so adorable!!!
🥇 K-3 winner!
📊 Screen Time Fun: Are Your Eyes Happy Too?
🔗 magazine.amstat.org/wp-content/u...
🏆: magazine.amstat.org/blog/2025/08...
🥇 K-3 winner!
📊 Screen Time Fun: Are Your Eyes Happy Too?
🔗 magazine.amstat.org/wp-content/u...
🏆: magazine.amstat.org/blog/2025/08...
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you are interested in #dataviz you might possibly like the winners of the @amstatnews.bsky.social K-12 poster competition. Some posters are so adorable!!!
🥇 K-3 winner!
📊 Screen Time Fun: Are Your Eyes Happy Too?
🔗 magazine.amstat.org/wp-content/u...
🏆: magazine.amstat.org/blog/2025/08...
🥇 K-3 winner!
📊 Screen Time Fun: Are Your Eyes Happy Too?
🔗 magazine.amstat.org/wp-content/u...
🏆: magazine.amstat.org/blog/2025/08...
Still working on pizza.css
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Still working on pizza.css
Flat Earthers Global has offered its research services.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will direct federal health agencies to explore potential new treatments for measles as the U.S. faces its largest outbreak in 25 years. Experts fear the decision could have grave consequences, as studies show the existing vaccine is 97% effective in preventing infection.
RFK Jr. Orders Search for New Measles Treatments Instead of Urging Vaccination
Decades of research have turned up no miracle treatment for measles, but studies show the M.M.R. shot is 97 percent effective in preventing the disease.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Flat Earthers Global has offered its research services.
But. I thought. Pro-Life.
The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.
HHS plans to cut the national suicide hotline’s program for LGBTQ youth
In February, the program received an average of 2,100 contacts per day.
www.motherjones.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
But. I thought. Pro-Life.
The Hobbit: Pope Smaug
the Pope man always rings twice
Long pope goodnight
April 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Hobbit: Pope Smaug
If you listen carefully, you might be able to actually hear him grow a conscience. Messy business rejoining the human race.
April 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you listen carefully, you might be able to actually hear him grow a conscience. Messy business rejoining the human race.
Fact: The Cowboys are the only NFC team failing to appear in the NFC Championship game in the first quarter of this century. Fact: Jerry Jones remains the only owner acting as his General Manager in all of the NFL. Correlation? Causation? You decide.
February 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Fact: The Cowboys are the only NFC team failing to appear in the NFC Championship game in the first quarter of this century. Fact: Jerry Jones remains the only owner acting as his General Manager in all of the NFL. Correlation? Causation? You decide.
ESPN dropping baseball for cornhole tells you everything you need to know about the state of the great game.
February 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ESPN dropping baseball for cornhole tells you everything you need to know about the state of the great game.
If wembanyama played for the mavs, Nico would trade him for magic beans.
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If wembanyama played for the mavs, Nico would trade him for magic beans.
It was #neverJerry. And it never will be. He literally just hired the only guy to call him back. And that was probably a butt-dial.
January 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It was #neverJerry. And it never will be. He literally just hired the only guy to call him back. And that was probably a butt-dial.
Because NFL owners (aka the league) have more in common with Musk than Mahomes.
This is interesting — NFL teams WANT TO use Bluesky, but aren’t allowed to! The NFL, which has deals with X and Meta, told the New England Patriots to shut down their Bluesky account.
Not okay, NFL.
Not okay, NFL.
NFL teams can’t use Bluesky
Bluesky isn’t ready for game day yet.
www.theverge.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Because NFL owners (aka the league) have more in common with Musk than Mahomes.
1. Glad to know there are people who enjoy journal clubbing
2. Encouraged to see them appear here instead of xitter.
2. Encouraged to see them appear here instead of xitter.
Hey bluesky! My lab has decided that for this year's journal club we want to read "classic" papers in the sphere of "human evolutionary genetics but also gene regulation" - if anyone has suggestions or lists we can look at and crib from, please share them! 🧬🖥️🧪
January 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
1. Glad to know there are people who enjoy journal clubbing
2. Encouraged to see them appear here instead of xitter.
2. Encouraged to see them appear here instead of xitter.
…sends “Alpha 5 Release” email with link to blog post. But it’s a month old and highlights “Alpha 4.” Checks blog… there is no Alpha 5 blog post. And no, I don’t trust you yet.
January 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
…sends “Alpha 5 Release” email with link to blog post. But it’s a month old and highlights “Alpha 4.” Checks blog… there is no Alpha 5 blog post. And no, I don’t trust you yet.
I will now be using "Xitter" in polite conversation, provided we agree on pronunciation. In this case, I believe the hard "ch" sound normally afforded the "X" in these circumstances should be replaced with the softer, more appropriate, "sh" sound.
I started to do the same when I ditched Xitter and decided to focus on Bluesky almost a year ago
I had to unlearn quite a few unpleasant habits Twitter ingrained in me
At the end, it did wonders for my enjoyment of social media
I couldn’t recommend enough!
I had to unlearn quite a few unpleasant habits Twitter ingrained in me
At the end, it did wonders for my enjoyment of social media
I couldn’t recommend enough!
Ok, I am done foraging on twitter.
I will try to post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform now.
I will try to post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform now.
December 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I will now be using "Xitter" in polite conversation, provided we agree on pronunciation. In this case, I believe the hard "ch" sound normally afforded the "X" in these circumstances should be replaced with the softer, more appropriate, "sh" sound.
This is the way
Tapping the sign again
December 29, 2024 at 2:02 AM
This is the way
Volunteering to hold her beer
Well, she can fucking try. And it’s a low bar since it could not be worse than the current boneheaded management.
Wow. Can @karaswisher.bsky.social buy the Washington Post? www.thedailybeast.com/kara-swisher...
December 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Volunteering to hold her beer
early stage project for my own analytics/refuse-to-use-excel-et-al purposes. Adapts (tortures?) concepts of Evolutionary Database Design / opinionated hierarchy en route to building an analytics project. comments/observations welcomed as repo issues. github.com/carywreams/b...
GitHub - carywreams/boilerplate_analytics
Contribute to carywreams/boilerplate_analytics development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
early stage project for my own analytics/refuse-to-use-excel-et-al purposes. Adapts (tortures?) concepts of Evolutionary Database Design / opinionated hierarchy en route to building an analytics project. comments/observations welcomed as repo issues. github.com/carywreams/b...
Seriously considering flushing all of my server logs into duckdb and ditching the ascii flat file analysis I do now. Oh the re-write…
Fun fact: DuckDB is faster at counting the lines of a CSV file than the UNIX word count command – and it also parses the file to identify its dialect (separator, quote character, etc.).
Here are the timings for a 3 GB CSV file: 2.966 seconds for `wc -l` and 1.261 seconds for DuckDB.
Here are the timings for a 3 GB CSV file: 2.966 seconds for `wc -l` and 1.261 seconds for DuckDB.
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Seriously considering flushing all of my server logs into duckdb and ditching the ascii flat file analysis I do now. Oh the re-write…
Marginally terrifying
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December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Marginally terrifying
That seems like a safe distance.
December 2, 2024 at 11:48 PM
That seems like a safe distance.