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It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Hey um…children of illegal immigrants, please stop posting on TikTok that your parents/family aren’t here legally 🥲
January 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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The thing is, I feel like if someone truly, accidentally, & unintentionally made a n*zi salute on a national stage, they would be appropriately horrified by it and apologize. And when they don’t ….. it says everything.
January 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Japan's Akatsuki spacecraft takes the clearest picture of Venus ever made
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
nooo my shayla ☹️
January 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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PHOTOS: The fires in Los Angeles have forced mass evacuations. Firefighters are struggling to control a patchwork of deadly blazes that have killed at least five people and leveled entire communities.
Photos: Los Angeles wildfires threaten lives, homes and cultural landmarks
The fires have forced mass evacuations. Firefighters are struggling to control a patchwork of deadly blazes that have killed at least five people and leveled entire communities.
www.npr.org
January 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I genuinely can't believe that I'm made out of meat.
December 10, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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The Carina Nebula

7500 light years away from us.
December 2, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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The Hourglass Nebula seen by Hubble
December 2, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Pluto's moon, Charon, at highest resolution so far captured by NASA
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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The Ring Nebula looks like a portal

- James Webb Space Telescope
November 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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had a dream where I was interviewing a beaver using a translator
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Please, if you are able, support Independent bookshops.

They are the literary & social hubs of our high streets and communities.

Without their continued support, we simply wouldn't be around to publish .

Thank you.
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
!!!!
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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The Leonid meteor shower is set to delight stargazers, sending shooting stars streaking across the night sky
Leonid meteor shower to dazzle stargazers
The Leonid meteor shower is set to delight stargazers, sending shooting stars streaking across the night sky. The Leonids – one of the more prolific annual displays – are usually fast, bright meteors ...
nation.cymru
November 15, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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evil is all around us
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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While we’re all complaining, can we add a Drafts section?
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 PM