Shrimp Plate 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@shrimpplate.bsky.social
A Canadian guy who'd like to think he knows what's going on, but is wrong often enough to know better.
... and I love music.
... and I love music.
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I share this video w/ the caveat that I have not vetted this information. The clip is from French news channel LCI. The report says #Ukraine has stopped sharing key intelligence with the U.S. after concluding strategic intelligence was being leaked to Russia. 2/3 of Ukraine’s intel, now comes from 🇫🇷
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I share this video w/ the caveat that I have not vetted this information. The clip is from French news channel LCI. The report says #Ukraine has stopped sharing key intelligence with the U.S. after concluding strategic intelligence was being leaked to Russia. 2/3 of Ukraine’s intel, now comes from 🇫🇷
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From October 2024:
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
From October 2024:
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When Tom Homan says
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When Tom Homan says
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
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I’m writing a remake of Fight Club where everyone obeys the goddamned rules and doesn’t talk about it, so the membership doesn’t grow. Then it’s just a movie about a group of incels beating each other to death in a basement. So it’s a feel-good comedy is what I’m saying.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I’m writing a remake of Fight Club where everyone obeys the goddamned rules and doesn’t talk about it, so the membership doesn’t grow. Then it’s just a movie about a group of incels beating each other to death in a basement. So it’s a feel-good comedy is what I’m saying.
What is stopping the EU countries from intercepting 🇷🇺 drones over 🇺🇦?
They’d be destroying 🇷🇺’s weapons, not its soldiers or pilots.
Why are they unable to act?
They’d be destroying 🇷🇺’s weapons, not its soldiers or pilots.
Why are they unable to act?
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
What is stopping the EU countries from intercepting 🇷🇺 drones over 🇺🇦?
They’d be destroying 🇷🇺’s weapons, not its soldiers or pilots.
Why are they unable to act?
They’d be destroying 🇷🇺’s weapons, not its soldiers or pilots.
Why are they unable to act?
We can expect 🇷🇺 to now do something even worse than normal in 🇺🇦 while the media is distracted by 🇻🇪.
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
We can expect 🇷🇺 to now do something even worse than normal in 🇺🇦 while the media is distracted by 🇻🇪.
Silly questions, perhaps:
1. Is this really happening?
2. How did we let it get to this?
3. Are enough people that gullible and/or hateful?
4. Fuck.
1. Is this really happening?
2. How did we let it get to this?
3. Are enough people that gullible and/or hateful?
4. Fuck.
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Silly questions, perhaps:
1. Is this really happening?
2. How did we let it get to this?
3. Are enough people that gullible and/or hateful?
4. Fuck.
1. Is this really happening?
2. How did we let it get to this?
3. Are enough people that gullible and/or hateful?
4. Fuck.
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Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
@muellershewrote.com @normornstein.bsky.social
@alfranken.bsky.social
Tell your friends; Global TV App (a 🇨🇦 network) has the 60 minutes CECOT story.
@alfranken.bsky.social
Tell your friends; Global TV App (a 🇨🇦 network) has the 60 minutes CECOT story.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@muellershewrote.com @normornstein.bsky.social
@alfranken.bsky.social
Tell your friends; Global TV App (a 🇨🇦 network) has the 60 minutes CECOT story.
@alfranken.bsky.social
Tell your friends; Global TV App (a 🇨🇦 network) has the 60 minutes CECOT story.
@emptywheel.bsky.social does 🇷🇺 have a NSS document too?
One wonders how different it would be from 🇺🇸’s.
One wonders how different it would be from 🇺🇸’s.
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@emptywheel.bsky.social does 🇷🇺 have a NSS document too?
One wonders how different it would be from 🇺🇸’s.
One wonders how different it would be from 🇺🇸’s.
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As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
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Documents: AI music startup Suno has spent $32M on compute power and $2,000 on data, such as music, to train its model since January 2024 (Kristin Robinson/Billboard)
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November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Documents: AI music startup Suno has spent $32M on compute power and $2,000 on data, such as music, to train its model since January 2024 (Kristin Robinson/Billboard)
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Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
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Epstein revelations are very bad news for...Venezuela.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Epstein revelations are very bad news for...Venezuela.
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Heads up everyone. There has been an invasion of @bsky.app by the malignant Trump regime of unqualified fascist & neonazi unserious idiot trolls. I strongly encourage everyone to not engage with this account. Just block & report. It is followed & reposted by an army of newly minted bots & trolls.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Heads up everyone. There has been an invasion of @bsky.app by the malignant Trump regime of unqualified fascist & neonazi unserious idiot trolls. I strongly encourage everyone to not engage with this account. Just block & report. It is followed & reposted by an army of newly minted bots & trolls.
Is anyone surprised?
Trump claims he can “do whatever I want” in D.C., even replace the mayor. Legally, that’s false, but rhetorically, it’s revealing. He’s describing absolute power, and it's an autocratic mindset of someone who sees democracy as a formality.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Is anyone surprised?
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is a terrific story, I mean, if you like finding out just how incompetent and corrupt the 🇺🇸 has become.
A long read but worth every minute.
Bravo @annabower.bsky.social and @lawfaremedia.org for seeing this through.
#🍊🤡
A long read but worth every minute.
Bravo @annabower.bsky.social and @lawfaremedia.org for seeing this through.
#🍊🤡
Last weekend, @annabower.bsky.social started to receive Signal messages from the U.S. attorney who is leading the prosecution of Letitia James.
Throughout the exchange, Lindsay Halligan complained about Bower’s tweets and reporting on the indictment–but never once asked to be off the record.
Throughout the exchange, Lindsay Halligan complained about Bower’s tweets and reporting on the indictment–but never once asked to be off the record.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here.”
My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
www.lawfaremedia.org
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is a terrific story, I mean, if you like finding out just how incompetent and corrupt the 🇺🇸 has become.
A long read but worth every minute.
Bravo @annabower.bsky.social and @lawfaremedia.org for seeing this through.
#🍊🤡
A long read but worth every minute.
Bravo @annabower.bsky.social and @lawfaremedia.org for seeing this through.
#🍊🤡
Up there for Best Sign consideration.
🥰🥰🥰
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Up there for Best Sign consideration.
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Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression. n.pr/47wArzy
'Fela Kuti: Fear No Man' podcast explores the icon's music and activism
Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression.
n.pr
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression. n.pr/47wArzy
This @johnfugelsang.bsky.social guy has a knack for distilling complicated issues.
Once again nails it.
Once again nails it.
We waited 20 years for John Bolton to be punished for telling lies about Iraq.
Instead, he gets punished for telling the truth about Trump.
Instead, he gets punished for telling the truth about Trump.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This @johnfugelsang.bsky.social guy has a knack for distilling complicated issues.
Once again nails it.
Once again nails it.
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Spotify just said they deleted about 75 million AI generated or fake tracks in the last year. Thats almost half of its total archive. Thats wild, but good. We support the actual humans still making music and the ones not gaming the algorithm so others talent can’t be seen.
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Spotify just said they deleted about 75 million AI generated or fake tracks in the last year. Thats almost half of its total archive. Thats wild, but good. We support the actual humans still making music and the ones not gaming the algorithm so others talent can’t be seen.
What says hockey more than a semaglutide injection?
WTF, HNC?
WTF, HNC?
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What says hockey more than a semaglutide injection?
WTF, HNC?
WTF, HNC?
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@joellightbound.bsky.social
Could you allow Canada Post to operate a wireless service?
One that could give Canadians affordable, basic data and phone plans to help subsidize the operation of the mail service?
This would also stimulate much needed competition in the wireless market.
Could you allow Canada Post to operate a wireless service?
One that could give Canadians affordable, basic data and phone plans to help subsidize the operation of the mail service?
This would also stimulate much needed competition in the wireless market.
September 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@joellightbound.bsky.social
Could you allow Canada Post to operate a wireless service?
One that could give Canadians affordable, basic data and phone plans to help subsidize the operation of the mail service?
This would also stimulate much needed competition in the wireless market.
Could you allow Canada Post to operate a wireless service?
One that could give Canadians affordable, basic data and phone plans to help subsidize the operation of the mail service?
This would also stimulate much needed competition in the wireless market.
@charlieangus104.bsky.social
With PP still refusing to be vetted for security clearance, maybe we should start calling him “the insecure leader of the CPC”, yeah?
With PP still refusing to be vetted for security clearance, maybe we should start calling him “the insecure leader of the CPC”, yeah?
October 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
@charlieangus104.bsky.social
With PP still refusing to be vetted for security clearance, maybe we should start calling him “the insecure leader of the CPC”, yeah?
With PP still refusing to be vetted for security clearance, maybe we should start calling him “the insecure leader of the CPC”, yeah?