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A Canadian guy who'd like to think he knows what's going on, but is wrong often enough to know better.
... and I love music.
Or Greenland.
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Could it be that 🍊🤡 is mobilizing 🇺🇸 arctic military specialists to go to, oh I don’t know, an arctic country and not just a wintry state?
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Curiously, I have not heard of any ICE Tasering incidents; these would also be reported, right?

Makes me wonder if they kept Tasers out of ICE’s hands because they knew they’d use them all the time if they had ‘em.
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Those put in custody under Biden and Obama help to boost the new administration’s numbers of actual criminals detained.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Musicians that are using royalty-free Apple Loops are being mis-identified by AI agents as infringing on the copyright of people who’ve used the same loops in earlier recordings.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Ukrainian priests have set a pretty high bar.
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 AM
A friend once arrived with an avocado that he'd been carting around in his backpack for days before camping for a couple nights on Denman Island. When we opened it on the morning after his arrival it was perfectly ripe and completely unblemished; maybe travel is good for some soft foods?
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
... unless they're talking about ulcers that he's suffering from for other reasons.

Or maybe "internal bleeding" is ICE code for "shitting his pants".
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Between promoting unpasteurized milk, the use of bovine growth hormone in 🇺🇸, bird flu outbreaks and your country's diminished capacity to test and regulate the food industry, we Canadians really don't want to consume US dairy because it is literally too dangerous right now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Thanks.
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Your M. Atwood quote is incomplete.

“Men are afraid of being laughed at BY WOMEN; women are afraid of being killed BY MEN”.
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I am looking forward to a near future when people tire of AI creations and actively seek out the work of us poor, flawed human artists again.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If SCOTUS can misinterpret their own constitution to benefit 🍊💩🤡 it should be no problem for them to misinterpret 🇻🇪’s constitution in his favour as well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Here’s hoping that our PM—and you, for that matter—have HQ security.
Lord knows what crimes 🍊💩🤡 might charge you with just for the ruckus you’re stirring up.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
They literally don’t care about Americans at home or abroad unless they are valued at more than $100 million.
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
If 🇻🇪 is at 🇺🇸’s back door then 🇨🇦 is in it’s attic.

I hope PM Carney has good security around him; he may be abducted & indicted for imaginary fentanyl.
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
🇷🇺 and 🇺🇸 need to be suspended from the UN Security Council and replaced by 🇪🇺 and 🇺🇦.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Says the expert in defending the unacceptable violation of the sovereignty of an independent 🇺🇦.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The Faraday Hat?
Where suburban-grunge style aims to defeat the high frequency spectrum, available in six exclusive colours…
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM