StarJäger
banner
shrimpheaven.online
StarJäger
@shrimpheaven.online
Orion || 25+ Adult Being
She/They Genderless Void
Big nerd goblin who resides in your local bog
World's okayest 40k painter
Lover of fantasy both high and sci
Plays too many video and tabletop games
Sometimes shitposts at mach Jesus
Pinned
Posting this again for the noobs! #promosky

I’m a nerd who enjoys/posts about:

✨ Warframe
✨ Warhammer 40k
✨ World of Warcraft
✨ TTRPGS
✨ Fantasy/Sci-Fi Novels
✨ PC gaming in general
✨ Computers in general
✨ Monster Hunter
✨ Cryptids/Folklore/Creepypasta
✨ Restarting my art journey
✨ Crocheting 🧶
Reposted by StarJäger
The Devil’s Triad
but floofs!
#Warframe #playwarframe #warframefanart
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by StarJäger
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Never felt more inspired to do artistic things right as I’m in bed trying to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Can’t believe I just excitedly stayed up until midnight to order a funny little $30 remote for my ereader so I can read and keep me little hands warm
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Reposted by StarJäger
I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by StarJäger
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by StarJäger
Frantically deleting all my negative posts about The Hamburglar after I get a job at McDonald’s
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Reposted by StarJäger
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The sudden and mostly silent rise of pickleball feels like a symptom of the times we're in given the specific demographic that participates.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ooo tomorrow may be gearing up for some prime hoa hoa hoa weather
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I need to kick myself into painting models again. Have all the time in the world and I’m squandering it
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Stupid ass Avatar movie making me cry
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Damn I sure do love spending time on a site where the CEO just shits on us and doesn't actually want us here at all. That feels great.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dang kind of want to get back into WoW :/
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by StarJäger
me at the zenith of pleasure: wowee! Cool! What fun!

me in the valley of despair: ugghh. aw fuck man. What the hell. How could this happen
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Me, someone who barely knows how to draw or paint anything let alone a bird of any type:

I’m gonna enter and win next year’s Duck Stamp competition.
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Had a trio of ducks do a flyover on this early morning of the Federal Duck Stamp Competition! Seems like a good sign to me!
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I love and want to play Deadlock so bad but the last time I tried it earlier this year, I was constantly being roasted by teammates for being new so like it’s definitely a MOBA
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by StarJäger
jd vance has killed pope francis
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Getting back on my witchy shit
August 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by StarJäger
Oh god. Oh fuck.
August 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Going back to my roots temporarily since all of my old Ultra Pro satin towers got the icky sticky rubber reversion. I have a better solution coming up tomorrow or something.

#mtg #magicthegathering #commander #mtgcommander
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
New domain who this
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Saw the most gorgeous pigeon when I was in Ohio the other day. Upset that we couldn't stop in the middle of the freeway to admire it and get pictures.
August 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by StarJäger
Never clicked on a video faster
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM