Kevin
@shookone828.bsky.social
Halfway Crook; Stuck off the realness.
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Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
Hey, people who have been to jail: do they let you look through your contacts?
Cause if not, the only people I can call are whoever is currently in the house my parents lived at from 1996-2002 or Mike Jones’ cell phone.
Cause if not, the only people I can call are whoever is currently in the house my parents lived at from 1996-2002 or Mike Jones’ cell phone.
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey, people who have been to jail: do they let you look through your contacts?
Cause if not, the only people I can call are whoever is currently in the house my parents lived at from 1996-2002 or Mike Jones’ cell phone.
Cause if not, the only people I can call are whoever is currently in the house my parents lived at from 1996-2002 or Mike Jones’ cell phone.
Friendly reminder the #judgementnight soundtrack is god-tier.
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Friendly reminder the #judgementnight soundtrack is god-tier.
Cool so I guess all I listen to now is #riseofthefootsolider adjacent music.
July 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cool so I guess all I listen to now is #riseofthefootsolider adjacent music.
I was talking with my wife about what a bummer being a famous kids entertainer like Ms. Rachel would be.
Like you have all this money but at the same time you can go out and get fuckin wasted and start railing lines in the handicapped stall, cause that bar probably has parents whose kids love you.
Like you have all this money but at the same time you can go out and get fuckin wasted and start railing lines in the handicapped stall, cause that bar probably has parents whose kids love you.
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I was talking with my wife about what a bummer being a famous kids entertainer like Ms. Rachel would be.
Like you have all this money but at the same time you can go out and get fuckin wasted and start railing lines in the handicapped stall, cause that bar probably has parents whose kids love you.
Like you have all this money but at the same time you can go out and get fuckin wasted and start railing lines in the handicapped stall, cause that bar probably has parents whose kids love you.
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
My Bluesky feed will now be dedicated to reducing Democratic Strongly Worded Statements™️ down to Middle School English single sentences:
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My Bluesky feed will now be dedicated to reducing Democratic Strongly Worded Statements™️ down to Middle School English single sentences:
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Men are so emotional
June 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Men are so emotional
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the transition 😬
May 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the transition 😬
Look Amazon, I expect hastily generated product mock ups are to be expected but goddamn, how bout just a little quality control.
May 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Look Amazon, I expect hastily generated product mock ups are to be expected but goddamn, how bout just a little quality control.
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Happy mother's day
May 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy mother's day
One of the wildest rhymes I’ve ever heard was Kurupt on 2pac’s “Got My Mind Made Up:”
Well I come through with two packs of the bomb prophylac's
For protection, so my fuckin' sack won't collapse
'Cause nowadays, shit's evadin' the X-rays
Sendin' young motherfuckers to an early grave
Well I come through with two packs of the bomb prophylac's
For protection, so my fuckin' sack won't collapse
'Cause nowadays, shit's evadin' the X-rays
Sendin' young motherfuckers to an early grave
May 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One of the wildest rhymes I’ve ever heard was Kurupt on 2pac’s “Got My Mind Made Up:”
Well I come through with two packs of the bomb prophylac's
For protection, so my fuckin' sack won't collapse
'Cause nowadays, shit's evadin' the X-rays
Sendin' young motherfuckers to an early grave
Well I come through with two packs of the bomb prophylac's
For protection, so my fuckin' sack won't collapse
'Cause nowadays, shit's evadin' the X-rays
Sendin' young motherfuckers to an early grave
So how does this new Pope feel about me jerking off? Scale of 1-10 how ashamed should I feel? Really gotta know.
May 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So how does this new Pope feel about me jerking off? Scale of 1-10 how ashamed should I feel? Really gotta know.
I can’t begin to imagine how many dates a blew by talking about my love of the UHF music video channel “The Box” and how they would constantly show Sir Mix-a-lots “Put em on the glass” and MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a bump” where he has a leopard speedo and his dick looks huge.
April 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I can’t begin to imagine how many dates a blew by talking about my love of the UHF music video channel “The Box” and how they would constantly show Sir Mix-a-lots “Put em on the glass” and MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a bump” where he has a leopard speedo and his dick looks huge.
I love a good “intro to wet shaving” article, but let’s cut the shit with the old timey preamble.
“I remember Sundays at the corner barber shop, reading Archie comics and listening to the Brooklyn Dodgers game on the radio while my dad got a hot towel shave…”
“I remember Sundays at the corner barber shop, reading Archie comics and listening to the Brooklyn Dodgers game on the radio while my dad got a hot towel shave…”
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I love a good “intro to wet shaving” article, but let’s cut the shit with the old timey preamble.
“I remember Sundays at the corner barber shop, reading Archie comics and listening to the Brooklyn Dodgers game on the radio while my dad got a hot towel shave…”
“I remember Sundays at the corner barber shop, reading Archie comics and listening to the Brooklyn Dodgers game on the radio while my dad got a hot towel shave…”
I’m not even gonna start talking about selecting a Pope until after combine.
April 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m not even gonna start talking about selecting a Pope until after combine.
Not saying we should glamorize drug use, but it’d be a lot cooler if we started referring to everything as THE FOOKIN GEAR, BRUV.
April 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not saying we should glamorize drug use, but it’d be a lot cooler if we started referring to everything as THE FOOKIN GEAR, BRUV.
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I never thought of myself as a “drugs” guy, but in the summer of 2005 I was straight Requiem-For-A-Dreaming it.
The whole time I had Prodigy’s “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned” playing.
I will always lament not having a better album to remind me of when I was addicted to drugs.
The whole time I had Prodigy’s “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned” playing.
I will always lament not having a better album to remind me of when I was addicted to drugs.
April 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I never thought of myself as a “drugs” guy, but in the summer of 2005 I was straight Requiem-For-A-Dreaming it.
The whole time I had Prodigy’s “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned” playing.
I will always lament not having a better album to remind me of when I was addicted to drugs.
The whole time I had Prodigy’s “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned” playing.
I will always lament not having a better album to remind me of when I was addicted to drugs.
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I bought an aftershave called “lilac vegetal.” Fascinating stuff. It was developed in 1880 by Édouard Pinaud for the Hungarian horseback cavalry as a body splash.
My wife describes it as having strong notes of “cat piss” and “I don’t care about Hungarian soldiers get the fuck away from me.”
My wife describes it as having strong notes of “cat piss” and “I don’t care about Hungarian soldiers get the fuck away from me.”
March 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I bought an aftershave called “lilac vegetal.” Fascinating stuff. It was developed in 1880 by Édouard Pinaud for the Hungarian horseback cavalry as a body splash.
My wife describes it as having strong notes of “cat piss” and “I don’t care about Hungarian soldiers get the fuck away from me.”
My wife describes it as having strong notes of “cat piss” and “I don’t care about Hungarian soldiers get the fuck away from me.”
As someone in marketing, I treat “Kony 2012” as my gold standard both professionally and personally.
This guy comes out of nowhere like a hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter saying “I’m gonna catch a warlord!”
And everyone in the western world is like “Fuck yeah you are! How exactly, though?”
This guy comes out of nowhere like a hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter saying “I’m gonna catch a warlord!”
And everyone in the western world is like “Fuck yeah you are! How exactly, though?”
March 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
As someone in marketing, I treat “Kony 2012” as my gold standard both professionally and personally.
This guy comes out of nowhere like a hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter saying “I’m gonna catch a warlord!”
And everyone in the western world is like “Fuck yeah you are! How exactly, though?”
This guy comes out of nowhere like a hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter saying “I’m gonna catch a warlord!”
And everyone in the western world is like “Fuck yeah you are! How exactly, though?”