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shoepak.bsky.social
_ShoePak
@shoepak.bsky.social
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He/they/them | I was good at video games at one point, no one believes me though. | currently playing games to learn more and more. | Love analyzing media and leftist ideology.
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shoepak.bsky.social
I forgot that being broken up with takes so much energy where I am sleeping before 10:00 pm
June 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Friendly reminder to take your meds, I forgot to take them for like a week and I’ve had the most awful ideation I’ve had in a while.
May 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
White boys with cornrows at the Jamaican resort, I hope you get fucking sunburn on your scalp you Mell-disabled motherfucker.
March 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
It is just now dawning on me that I have to go on a plane for vacation soon, and this will be the first time in my memory where I will be afraid to fly in one…
February 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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thetigersez.bsky.social
There needs to be more public shaming of people who take two (2) bites of a dessert and say they are too full to finish it
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Thanks for letting me know my part time working ass is smarter than billionaires LinkedIn…
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Practicing to make my lettering pop apart from my background.
January 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
I love when my co-workers/new friends hit me with the “I couldn’t find you on (insert social media app here).” Yes. That’s by design, only place you’ll find me is somehow finding a random repost on TikTok.
January 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
shoepak.bsky.social
Genuine question, how do people win with Pygmalian in the bazaar? I feel like his runs are so hard and you rarely get a chance to pivot bc of how much you need to invest to get them going…
December 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Oh wow… what a surprise…
December 29, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
I accidentally posted my Pornhub wishlist on LinkedIn. 😬
December 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Looking at LinkedIn realizing I’m the only person with a profile picture of not my face… I really don’t want to get a professional photo taken, bc the odds are I’ll look completely different again in like 2 months
December 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
shoepak.bsky.social
Play games to have fun, if you’re not having fun don’t yell at your teammates who are having fun to bend to your every whim!!! Be creative and find ways to have fun bumass!
December 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Happy Christmas Eve. Every year I inflict this upon you, one of my least popular comics ever. Enjoy!
A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says "Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?" and the other says, "Yes: A ANTS." In panel 2, the first person says "Wait, no, that's-" The second says, "How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!" In panel 3, we're down in an ant nest. "Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies." There's a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, "The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers." The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, "Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew." The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says "Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can't interfe-" "Stop." "But I haven't told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!"
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
When your mom hits you with the “you look like a girl” line and you take it as a compliment instead of a diss 😱
December 20, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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cbthorburn.bsky.social
SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Manic from Sonic Underground was subliminally the reason why I have been growing out my hair, re-learning the drums, and why my favorite color has been green for so long and I only realized this now…
December 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
Is it just me or does anyone else want to see people be weird on their LinkedIn timeline?
December 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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spice8rack.bsky.social
Wait, Aetherdrift is a set about a post revolutionary state using international sport to project soft power in a newly globalised reality?

God bless the Marxist gremlins in Magic's world design department.
December 11, 2024 at 10:50 AM
shoepak.bsky.social
Trying to post more on TikTok so I can get followers and actually stream on that platform (link in replies)
December 10, 2024 at 3:30 PM
shoepak.bsky.social
I bought POE2 this cannot be good for me…
December 10, 2024 at 3:26 PM