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Paulapalooza
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A veteran and a dad
Well, wife gave birth to the eraserhead baby. It’s cool though insurance covered it, said it was free. Yeah, “no charge for eraserhead babies” that’s what they said. Company policy
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“One fine day with a Woof and a Purr a baby was born and it caused a little stir. No blue buzzard no three-eyed frog just a feline canine, little catdog” Matthew 1:18-21
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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can't think of words to say about this dumb disgusting country that won't get me visited by an agency
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Transmetal 2 Prowl is an unbelievably great toy. Love this guy
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
New anime: that time I got reincarnated as a guy who hasn’t seen Shrek 2 even though all my friends are super into it
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Name dropping Vegeta during the mambo no. 5 karaoke
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ugh, fifteen days into the new year and I’m still writing ‘9/11’ on all my dates
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Charlotte’s Web and 50 Shades of Gray are two books that should switch names.
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Google AI is literally always wrong
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Mandalorian baptized Grogu he’s now a part of the Lutheran church
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dad just asked me about genshin impact. How did the world get this bad that he even knows what that is
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Quick movie connections today oh baby

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ➡ Eric Idle ➡ The Transformers: The Movie (1986) ➡ Scatman Crothers ➡ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) ➡ Christopher Lloyd ➡ Addams Family Values (1993)
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ghost ➡ Whoopi Goldberg ➡ Star Trek: Generations (1994) ➡ Glenn Morshower ➡ Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) ➡ Peter Cullen ➡ The Transformers: The Movie (86) ➡ Judd Nelson ➡ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) ➡ Will Ferrell ➡ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (04) ➡ Vince Vaughn ➡ Nonnas
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Movies

The Bad Guys 2 ➡ Anthony Ramos ➡ Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) ➡ Peter Cullen ➡ The Transformers: The Movie (1986) ➡ Casey Kasem ➡ Ghostbusters (1984) ➡ Bill Murray ➡ The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) ➡ Gene Hackman ➡ Unforgiven (1992) ➡ Clint Eastwood ➡ In the Line of Fire (1993)
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Movie to movie daily

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close ➡ John Goodman ➡ Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) ➡ Peter Cullen ➡ The Transformers: The Movie (1986) ➡ Frank Welker ➡ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) ➡ Megan Fox ➡ Jennifer's Body (2009) ➡ Amanda Seyfried ➡ Mamma Mia! (2008)
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Thirty one minutes into the Star Trek original series episode ‘tomorrow is yesterday’ has the greatest fight in live action tv history
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Just 6 years ago anti-vaxxers were a laughable fringe group. Now their victory is so total they're setting government policy. This is like if schools started teaching Flat Earth. A complete failure of education and science comms. Kids will die because we couldn't convince their parents of the truth.
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Being anti-vax only makes sense if you just really fucking hate your kids and daydream about a preventable disease making you childless again.
September 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fantasy football draft I got the Punisher, every one of them kpop demon hunters, Eevee, those two dudes from RRR, and MetalGreymon
August 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM