mcbutts
@shmullus.bsky.social
i look at trees i forgot my keys
Crumb shot from the cake we made last night 😌 you win this time, meringue
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Crumb shot from the cake we made last night 😌 you win this time, meringue
I found out ~two weeks ago Virginia offers 200+ different specialty license plates and you can personalize them for like $10
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I found out ~two weeks ago Virginia offers 200+ different specialty license plates and you can personalize them for like $10
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Video game boss strategies? NO! THE WARMTH OF MY DOG'S BELLY!
Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL!
Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN!
Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL!
Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN!
if you are asked to learn a new computer thing: DON'T!! you can fit SUNSETS and OCEAN WAVES and THE TOUCH OF HER HAND in your brain!! do not allow COMPUTER in there!!
November 17, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Video game boss strategies? NO! THE WARMTH OF MY DOG'S BELLY!
Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL!
Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN!
Differences between power supply SKUs? NO! THE SMELL OF FRESH DILL!
Summaries of TikTokker beefs? NO! THE FEELING JUST BEFORE I KISSED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
DO NOT LET THE COMPUTER IN!
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a game for sick freaks
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a game for sick freaks
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Everyone should just bunt now. Couldn't be worse than what's happening. Then they could remember what it feels like to have their bat hit a ball.
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Everyone should just bunt now. Couldn't be worse than what's happening. Then they could remember what it feels like to have their bat hit a ball.
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Will Smith and Muncy my very best friends
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Will Smith and Muncy my very best friends
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Game 1 looks gritty. I lean Dodgers bc their offense looks much stronger - but 5 of swords indicates a collapse late in the game, and that could go either way. The bullpen is an obvious vulnerability, especially if we’re worried about later innings. It’s not going to be a clean win either way
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Game 1 looks gritty. I lean Dodgers bc their offense looks much stronger - but 5 of swords indicates a collapse late in the game, and that could go either way. The bullpen is an obvious vulnerability, especially if we’re worried about later innings. It’s not going to be a clean win either way
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Why are you, a person who ostensibly lives in a dense city center, driving a shiny new black Tahoe with tinted windows to your email job. Stop it. Learn some shame
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why are you, a person who ostensibly lives in a dense city center, driving a shiny new black Tahoe with tinted windows to your email job. Stop it. Learn some shame
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In one of the younger little leagues I played in, after 4 balls they didn't give you a walk, they just let you hit off a tee instead. I see no harm in trying that out here.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In one of the younger little leagues I played in, after 4 balls they didn't give you a walk, they just let you hit off a tee instead. I see no harm in trying that out here.
Five hours of baseball is too much baseball 🫠🫠
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Five hours of baseball is too much baseball 🫠🫠
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Los Angeles Dodgers, Wheel Play 👀
October 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Los Angeles Dodgers, Wheel Play 👀
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Passiflora suberosa exhibits heteroblasty (different-shaped leaves on the same plant). The 2nd photo shows leaves from a single plant. It’s part of the evolutionary arms race with butterflies. It may prevent gravid female butterflies from forming a search image. #Passifloraceae #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Passiflora suberosa exhibits heteroblasty (different-shaped leaves on the same plant). The 2nd photo shows leaves from a single plant. It’s part of the evolutionary arms race with butterflies. It may prevent gravid female butterflies from forming a search image. #Passifloraceae #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
you can only come to this conclusion if you've never driven anything larger than a crossover and/or without a backup camera. It's mostly about visibility and 20% about reminding your girl I'm a strong capable Provider
I wrote about people who back into parking spots and why they must be stopped. Also the AARP gives some hilarious advice on how you should park. thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/05/b...
Back-In Parkers: Society’s True Menace
Dude, you’re not in the Secret Service. You’re at Jamba Juice.
thebarbedwire.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
you can only come to this conclusion if you've never driven anything larger than a crossover and/or without a backup camera. It's mostly about visibility and 20% about reminding your girl I'm a strong capable Provider
I have the peace that passeth understanding bc I know there's spaghetti waiting for me at home today 😎
July 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have the peace that passeth understanding bc I know there's spaghetti waiting for me at home today 😎
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if it was truly a little library there'd be a miniature man in there furtively masturbating in front of a little computer
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if it was truly a little library there'd be a miniature man in there furtively masturbating in front of a little computer
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When you and your grade school friend get caught doing something naughty but only one of you has a bad home life
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When you and your grade school friend get caught doing something naughty but only one of you has a bad home life
TE37s really do go on anything
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
TE37s really do go on anything
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New York, you say.......?
June 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
New York, you say.......?
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You don’t even know if that’s your girl until you take them to a WNBA game
May 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You don’t even know if that’s your girl until you take them to a WNBA game
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I!!!!! LOVE!!!!! BASEBALL!!!!!!
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I!!!!! LOVE!!!!! BASEBALL!!!!!!