ally
@shmallyson.bsky.social
(she/her) 🏳️🌈 / Canadian cat mom who loves basketball, playing video games, listening to music, reading, & making cool weird stuff
Big "we've been expecting you" energy from the pets
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Big "we've been expecting you" energy from the pets
when your phone is like "heyyyy there girlie pop just thought you'd like to see some picsssss" and it's like the one picture of your ex-girlfriend you somehow forgot to delete where did you even find that
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
when your phone is like "heyyyy there girlie pop just thought you'd like to see some picsssss" and it's like the one picture of your ex-girlfriend you somehow forgot to delete where did you even find that
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
my lust and drive for life is directly proportional to how much passion i have for my current project(s).
...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard
...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
my lust and drive for life is directly proportional to how much passion i have for my current project(s).
...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard
...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard
when ur besties are getting married, having children, advancing their careers etc. and ur just..............
buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship
buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
when ur besties are getting married, having children, advancing their careers etc. and ur just..............
buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship
buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship
Who needs to go to THERAPY today when the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series and the NBA is BACK!!!???
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Who needs to go to THERAPY today when the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series and the NBA is BACK!!!???
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Canadian piercing shop called Lester Be Piercin'
August 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Canadian piercing shop called Lester Be Piercin'
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[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires
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chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
August 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
All The Way Dumb
Angel Du$t · YAK: A Collection Of Truck Songs · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes I'm like "I should just End It All" and then I play video games with a friend(s) and I'm like "Life Is Beautiful" lmao
July 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sometimes I'm like "I should just End It All" and then I play video games with a friend(s) and I'm like "Life Is Beautiful" lmao
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i dont smoke weed anymore, ive grown up. matured. evolved. the only drugs i need are "peaceful beauty of the morning sun", "reading a book on a lazy afternoon" and "ketamine"
July 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i dont smoke weed anymore, ive grown up. matured. evolved. the only drugs i need are "peaceful beauty of the morning sun", "reading a book on a lazy afternoon" and "ketamine"
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This is an *incredible* profile. My feelings about Embiid have been complex and I've increasingly leaned toward Cut The Shit, Man... but the delving into his loneliness and why really hit me. Wonderful journalism; makes you think, challenges you.
Joel Embiid sees you
In what he's calling his "most important" offseason, Joel Embiid responds to his critics.
www.espn.com
July 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is an *incredible* profile. My feelings about Embiid have been complex and I've increasingly leaned toward Cut The Shit, Man... but the delving into his loneliness and why really hit me. Wonderful journalism; makes you think, challenges you.
Destiny, by Glitterer
from the album Looking Through The Shades
glitterer.bandcamp.com
July 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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“The power of an idea”
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“The power of an idea”
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Got in the elevator and was asked "quel étage?"
I said "dix"
Took every single fiber of my being to not say "DIX NUTS" in the silence of the ride up lmao
I said "dix"
Took every single fiber of my being to not say "DIX NUTS" in the silence of the ride up lmao
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Got in the elevator and was asked "quel étage?"
I said "dix"
Took every single fiber of my being to not say "DIX NUTS" in the silence of the ride up lmao
I said "dix"
Took every single fiber of my being to not say "DIX NUTS" in the silence of the ride up lmao
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That's my GOAT
Pascal Siakam had three different games this series with at least:
30+ points
2 or fewer turnovers
50.0+ FG%
60.0+ 3P%
No other player in NBA HISTORY has had three such games in a single series.
(via G. Harvey)
#NBA
30+ points
2 or fewer turnovers
50.0+ FG%
60.0+ 3P%
No other player in NBA HISTORY has had three such games in a single series.
(via G. Harvey)
#NBA
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
That's my GOAT
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trans people are real and bathrooms and sports are made up. if you act like that's the other way around i do not have to hear your argument because it is based on a false premise
May 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
trans people are real and bathrooms and sports are made up. if you act like that's the other way around i do not have to hear your argument because it is based on a false premise