You Can Call Me Al
@shlopstick.bsky.social
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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Do not let your Junimos have protein shakes
December 22, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Do not let your Junimos have protein shakes
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I knew it!!!! The socks!!!
December 22, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I knew it!!!! The socks!!!
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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this was her two seconds before, though
December 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM
this was her two seconds before, though
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Lady Macbeth: Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts! sex me here
Macbeth: don’t you mean “unsex”
Lady Macbeth, disrobing: look I don’t tell you how to fight Norwegians, do I
That tend on mortal thoughts! sex me here
Macbeth: don’t you mean “unsex”
Lady Macbeth, disrobing: look I don’t tell you how to fight Norwegians, do I
December 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Lady Macbeth: Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts! sex me here
Macbeth: don’t you mean “unsex”
Lady Macbeth, disrobing: look I don’t tell you how to fight Norwegians, do I
That tend on mortal thoughts! sex me here
Macbeth: don’t you mean “unsex”
Lady Macbeth, disrobing: look I don’t tell you how to fight Norwegians, do I
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John Atkinson Grimshaw's Park Row, Leeds, oil on canvas, 1882
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 AM
John Atkinson Grimshaw's Park Row, Leeds, oil on canvas, 1882
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When I say Bluesky is a bizarre and exciting experiment, this is both /not at all/ and /exactly/ what I mean.
No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
When I say Bluesky is a bizarre and exciting experiment, this is both /not at all/ and /exactly/ what I mean.
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
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Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is determined to turn up the volume and EXPOSE all of the brutal, deadly consequences of abortion bans in America.
They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.
They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.
December 5, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is determined to turn up the volume and EXPOSE all of the brutal, deadly consequences of abortion bans in America.
They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.
They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.