Shitpost Malone
@shitpostmalone.bsky.social
Grumble grumble rabble rabble
It's not that I hope Andy Dick relapses again and dies of a drug overdose, I really don't. I just got a lot going on and he's a peice of shit and is way down on my list of people I feel empathy towards. You can be both a struggling addict AND a bad person.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's not that I hope Andy Dick relapses again and dies of a drug overdose, I really don't. I just got a lot going on and he's a peice of shit and is way down on my list of people I feel empathy towards. You can be both a struggling addict AND a bad person.
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
My generation in 2005: being random is le epic! Pizza pirate bacon zombie!
My generation in 2025: 6-7? Do these kids know how stupid they sound?!
My generation in 2025: 6-7? Do these kids know how stupid they sound?!
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
My generation in 2005: being random is le epic! Pizza pirate bacon zombie!
My generation in 2025: 6-7? Do these kids know how stupid they sound?!
My generation in 2025: 6-7? Do these kids know how stupid they sound?!
@ericsorensen.bsky.social dude what is this dogshit "socialism bad" trash you're signing? Lol dork ass
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@ericsorensen.bsky.social dude what is this dogshit "socialism bad" trash you're signing? Lol dork ass
I got drunk for Todd Snider tonight. I hate to use the cliché, but if you haven't heard of him he was probably your favorite songwriter's favorite songwriter. Todd, I'll miss you 100% of the time.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I got drunk for Todd Snider tonight. I hate to use the cliché, but if you haven't heard of him he was probably your favorite songwriter's favorite songwriter. Todd, I'll miss you 100% of the time.
RFK thinks I'm subhuman so yes, it's fine to mock his voice
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
RFK thinks I'm subhuman so yes, it's fine to mock his voice
I've made a decent life for myself after 20 years of physical labor and now that my body is breaking down and I'm making the most money I ever have in my life, it's getting me less and less while billionaires are becoming trillionaires and I hope that the millions just like me are soon just as angry
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I've made a decent life for myself after 20 years of physical labor and now that my body is breaking down and I'm making the most money I ever have in my life, it's getting me less and less while billionaires are becoming trillionaires and I hope that the millions just like me are soon just as angry
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social pulling for you today from Illinois
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social pulling for you today from Illinois
I know the initial urge to dance on Dick Cheney's grave is there but the cocksucker grew old when he's the reason thousands of people never got the chance to. Kind of fucked up that the world is a worse place for having had him in it but it isn't any better now that he's not.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I know the initial urge to dance on Dick Cheney's grave is there but the cocksucker grew old when he's the reason thousands of people never got the chance to. Kind of fucked up that the world is a worse place for having had him in it but it isn't any better now that he's not.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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im not a historian so i assume nothing unusual happens when an oligarchic maniac starves his citizens
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
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October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
im not a historian so i assume nothing unusual happens when an oligarchic maniac starves his citizens
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most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
Hey so this is very very very alarming
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey so this is very very very alarming
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It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now?
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now?
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents
"pUnK wAs NeVeR PoLiTiCaL" or "pUnK wAs NeVeR LeFt WiNg" jackasses apparently thought Joe Strummer was singing about how cool cops are or something. Fake punks get fucked.
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"pUnK wAs NeVeR PoLiTiCaL" or "pUnK wAs NeVeR LeFt WiNg" jackasses apparently thought Joe Strummer was singing about how cool cops are or something. Fake punks get fucked.
It's pretty dope that Raul Julia was such a badass that the Addams Family is canonically Latino now
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's pretty dope that Raul Julia was such a badass that the Addams Family is canonically Latino now
I can't wait for the chronically online folks who are just hearing about Zach Bryan for the first time to inevitably purity test him and freak out when he fails miserably. I'm glad he said something at least vaguely disapproving of 🧊 but I'm not sure how many other values we share
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I can't wait for the chronically online folks who are just hearing about Zach Bryan for the first time to inevitably purity test him and freak out when he fails miserably. I'm glad he said something at least vaguely disapproving of 🧊 but I'm not sure how many other values we share
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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Keep taking videos of what ICE is doing. @govpritzker.illinois.gov is right, document what’s happening. This is why they hate journalists so much.
October 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Keep taking videos of what ICE is doing. @govpritzker.illinois.gov is right, document what’s happening. This is why they hate journalists so much.
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The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens.
Few understand this.
Few understand this.
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens.
Few understand this.
Few understand this.
The whole Wisconsin residents vs "fibs" thing has to be the most obnoxious one sided beef ever
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The whole Wisconsin residents vs "fibs" thing has to be the most obnoxious one sided beef ever