Shitpost Malone
@shitpostmalone.bsky.social
Grumble grumble rabble rabble
Here's me last week holding what they drained from my left tonsil and it was better than going to work. I hate it here.
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here's me last week holding what they drained from my left tonsil and it was better than going to work. I hate it here.
Gavin Newsom when confronted with "Anti Gavin Newsom propaganda"
July 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gavin Newsom when confronted with "Anti Gavin Newsom propaganda"
Gavin Newsom when confronted with "anti Gavin Newsom propaganda"
July 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gavin Newsom when confronted with "anti Gavin Newsom propaganda"
Man, Booker T had an absolutely legendary career and I still think he's somehow underrated. Easily in the running for my favorite wrestler of all time.
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Man, Booker T had an absolutely legendary career and I still think he's somehow underrated. Easily in the running for my favorite wrestler of all time.
I stand corrected
June 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I stand corrected
Straight edge Chicago guy in charge of a whole damn religion? *Cult of Personality plays lowly*
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Straight edge Chicago guy in charge of a whole damn religion? *Cult of Personality plays lowly*
Vincent is 13 going on 3
February 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Vincent is 13 going on 3
Mental illness is when trash bag, but girlfriend fix it
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Mental illness is when trash bag, but girlfriend fix it
What murrddaaa??
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
What murrddaaa??
Credit to Alex Peter on TikTok
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Credit to Alex Peter on TikTok
I can't wait for Chappell Roan's co-headlining tour with Strung Out
December 4, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I can't wait for Chappell Roan's co-headlining tour with Strung Out
You can just say stuff online
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 AM
You can just say stuff online
It's sad watching your pets get old but like I can't describe how it feels knowing this little dude needs me and I'm helping him keep comfortable and happy
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 AM
It's sad watching your pets get old but like I can't describe how it feels knowing this little dude needs me and I'm helping him keep comfortable and happy
I once saw the Lion King and Zazu didn't even do Joker in the Pack. 2/5 stars
November 26, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I once saw the Lion King and Zazu didn't even do Joker in the Pack. 2/5 stars
But have you seen my dog?
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 AM
But have you seen my dog?