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jesse
@shinslud.bsky.social
(they/xe/ae/him)
obsessive compulsive in the camp way
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My heart is full! Cary NC has turned out spectacularly for No Kings!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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the makers of Donkey Kong bring you... 'Conchy Dong.' it's a guy with a mollusk dick.
July 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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FUCK OFF
June 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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fuck you im a ball! out of my way! ball coming through!!!
June 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It’s cool how pastas get bigger.
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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She [EXPUNGED] on my [REDACTED] til my [DATA] is [CORRUPTED]
June 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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“you look happier”

thanks i spent 8$ on a
toast lamp today 😌🤍
June 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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this suggest that cardinals are angels' natural predators
June 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Patiently waiting for this "no smoking" light to turn off so I can light one up in here.
June 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Responding to every time you say "Wanna bet?" with "Yeah, if I lose I'll suck your cock" until you get the hint and say "Wanna suck my cock?" to which I respond "I dunno, can we bet about it? The gambling is really what gets me off."
June 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I quit my job!!!!!

Going to try this full time game dev thing for a few months (for as long as I can pay rent!) 🌞 I am so so so excited to bring Bibdu to it's full potential & can't wait to share my love of Irish mythology and wildlife and flora with you all! 🇮🇪

#gamedev #indiedev #handdrawn
June 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Tips for those visiting America!

1 - Don't
2 -
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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You gotta admit a crab pinching a guy’s penis is a humorous premise, Your Honor
June 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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My husband and I arrived at a party and their dog was too excited. I offered to take her for a walk and we jogged around the nearby fields for the next three hours. When we got back, my husband looked pleased to see me and we said goodbye. That is my favourite party ever.
June 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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"Narcissus knew only too well what a charming golden bird had flown to him."
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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So I made silly music today, which snowballed into drawing a silly crab, then making a silly video. So I hope you enjoy the "Crustacean Convenience Store" 🎶🦀
June 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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saw a cool bug #coolbug
June 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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looking through my initial reactions during my first BG3 gameplay, and I am SOBBING-
June 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM