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Mashed Potato Dream Girl
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I would much, much rather have had a 3am smoke alarm malfunction than an actual fire, but my whole day has been askew and I would vastly prefer neither.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I have to go to work in about half an hour, you guys think I have time to binge all the Insidious movies?
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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NEVER FORGET:As the price of food continues to climb, those of us on SNAP will have reduced monthly support due to the BBB, people will die of malnutrition and hunger. Food banks are already overrun with people who are starving.
August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Happy you're out and about today!
August 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Writers imagining their stories before bed to fall asleep:
Fantasy – Ah, adventure
Sci-Fi – Ah, space
Romance - Ah, true love
Horror – Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, monsters
Erotica – Ah, monsters
August 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves?
August 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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You can't win if you don't play
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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the male loneliness epidemic was made up by big capitalist alienation to sell you sports betting
August 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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i remember getting excited for a notification then realizing it was because i reposted myself
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'll tell you the truth but never goodbye.
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
August 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
from the diaries of franz kafka
August 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I feel like no matter how much I like someone, they will always eventually get the impression I don't like them, and it is this feeling that suggests I shouldn't ever get close to anybody.
August 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Consider this your daily reminder that you’re adorable and I said so 😘
August 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Thinking of trying lead poisoning.
August 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well now I just feel like a bitch.
August 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
August 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Is there any level of interaction here?
August 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM