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Josh Mockensturm
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QA/Super Utility at Pitcher List // OH Born, NC Residing
Always listening to Sufjan Stevens.
https://letterboxd.com/sherlocktomes/
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Saw One Battle After Another last night… 5/5 small beers.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Saw One Battle After Another last night… 5/5 small beers.
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Have this random baseball card in my office featuring Wade Boggs (My mom’s favorite baseball player) + Mike Greenwell. Too young to really remember watching him play, but I’ve always known his name.
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Something Wicked This Way Comes is streaming on Disney+. It doesn’t reach the heights of the book by any means, but you can feel the soul of the novel and it’s a solid way to spend 90 minutes.
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Couldn’t pass up a clearance Bartman figure. A reminder of the 90s when he was everywhere.
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Just so I'm clear:

TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal

TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.

TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.

Free speech, everyone.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Didn’t Shy Away From Who He Was. We Shouldn’t Either.
www.nytimes.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Been awhile, so I’m going to try to watch an episode of The X-Files every day this September/October.
September 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It’s time for another round of Sell Some Prints, Pay The Rent!

If I sell just 10 prints a day for the next few days I’ll be a very happy, and much relieved, girl. Any more than that and maybe I’ll buy myself a sandwich.

www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
August 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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2018. Scott was alive, we tolerated Elon Musk as a goofball, and we got paid to write ridiculous shit like this.
birthmoviesdeath.com/2018/01/29/n...
No One’s Taking My Dream Of Owning A Flamethrower Seriously | Birth.Movies.Death.
birthmoviesdeath.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“But we were sleeping. I've been sleeping. And I've been turning away from the truth I wanted not to face. There is a wound that won't heal at the center of the galaxy. There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here.”
August 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Only Chrono Trigger and Simpsons fans can make sense of the mad genius here www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTGD...
Homer Trigger
YouTube video by Steamed Sam
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cinema!
unmute
August 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A Scooby Doo point-and-click game that's basically 2 episodes of the show. Amazing stuff.
June 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867
June 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...
June 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Ten million posts about the state of AI and they’re all just iterations on a Shel Silverstein poem written when the Atari 400 cost half as much as a used car
May 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
2 Grift 2 Furious
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM