shehrezade
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she/her | filth connoisseur, and sometimes writer | 21+ | 🔞
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yea okay the historical significance and the bitches and their weddings whatever. more importantly LMAOOOOOOOOO
🧵The largest plantation in the South burned down this week.
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
May 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
yea okay the historical significance and the bitches and their weddings whatever. more importantly LMAOOOOOOOOO
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This new trend I'm seeing everywhere where there is a housing crisis of deregulating planning provisions and weakening environmental protections is just neoliberalism 2.0 trying again to tell you that the reason you don't have a house is because there's a supply shortage.
*Copy one of Boris Johnson's stupidest and most self-destructive policies.
*Ignore the massive wave of public fury it ignited.
*Smear and attack anyone warning that it might not be a great idea.
In this week's column I ask what the hell Keir Starmer is playing at.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
*Ignore the massive wave of public fury it ignited.
*Smear and attack anyone warning that it might not be a great idea.
In this week's column I ask what the hell Keir Starmer is playing at.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Labour has denounced me as ‘deeply misleading’ on its planning reform. I wish that were true | George Monbiot
Even it now admits that brick by brick, these proposals will wreck habitats. This could be Starmer’s most damaging mistake yet, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This new trend I'm seeing everywhere where there is a housing crisis of deregulating planning provisions and weakening environmental protections is just neoliberalism 2.0 trying again to tell you that the reason you don't have a house is because there's a supply shortage.
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no midway ads in torrents tho
May 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
no midway ads in torrents tho
@gladionoctiis.bsky.social tbf the announcement itself was very vague in the details + logistics, but I'm hoping we hear something soon 😭
April 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@gladionoctiis.bsky.social tbf the announcement itself was very vague in the details + logistics, but I'm hoping we hear something soon 😭
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apropos of nothing but it's funny how certain folks will always try to chase the style of studio ghibli/miyazaki but only on a surface level and never tackle the themes of environmentalism, anti-war, and empathy i.e. the stuff that made those movies masterpieces
March 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
apropos of nothing but it's funny how certain folks will always try to chase the style of studio ghibli/miyazaki but only on a surface level and never tackle the themes of environmentalism, anti-war, and empathy i.e. the stuff that made those movies masterpieces
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January 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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from early last year on patreon: who can you blame for a failed make out attempt when you are the one and only writer of reality? A hell of your own making (AKA SQH and his infamous wife plots coming to bite him in the ass 🤣)
#svsss #moshang #banacomic
#svsss #moshang #banacomic
![pg1&2: An Ding Peak, Year 18 of the black dragon emperor (18yrs post-canon)
[The 1st try] (moshang are trying to make out):
sqh: M-mmm
mbj: How sweet. Everywhere I touch, your hair stands on end. [pinches sqh nipple] Here too. So quick to harden.
sqh: t-that is because your hands- Are so cold!
mbj: oh? Cold this, cold that. Always whinning over every little thing. And yet, you shiver so pretily when my hands go up and down.
sqh: h-hhnn!
mbj: yes..just like that. How interesting. If your whole body is like this, I wonder...
sqh: mobei!!
mbj: what else will harden under my hand.
disciple, knowing on the door: shizun? Are you in? I have the scrolls you requested earlier.
mbj, with murdering aura: I'll kill th-
sqh: NO! I need those scrolls! Let them leave.
mbj, covering sqh's mouth: then stay quiet, lest you want them to pay for interrupting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreicyl5vwnulu5tz2h4f4m5al5imyctksda7p4zu3mbzwnpqkgm5ime@jpeg)
![p3&4:
Disciple, pondering while sqh lets out a muffled moan inside the house: hmm what to do. He didn't give any instructions on how to act in case he wasn't here...Maybe it was an emergency. Well, whatever. I'll just take a nap and come back later. Profit!
sqh: mmbe-mobei! they're gone!
mbj: any other disciples you're expecting? I froze the door.
sqh: Not that I know of. Unless something happens, of course..
mbj: it better not.
sqh, turning to hug him: you can have me all to yourself now.
[The 2nd try]
mbj: all for myself? Who was complaining about the cold just now?
sqh: I thought you wanted to find out just how much my body answers to your hands?
mbj: not just my hands.
sqh: hmmm you're right. Not just your ha-
Disciple1, outside the house: Shizun! Eh, is he not here? It's quiet.
Disciple2: Just leave it inside, I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
mbj:these litt-
Disciple 1: Yeah I- Wait. The door won't budge. It's cold too! Feel it!
Disciple 2, confused: Cold, why would it- Oh NO. No, no, no. Let's go away.
Disciple 1: huh: why?
Disciple 2: this door is made out of wood. If it feels cold, it can only mean one of two things: either that scary demon is visiting, or shizun is making it cold to...Y'know. "Relax"
Disciple 1: 'relax'..? oh. OH.
Disciple 2: let's go, I do not want to know what's behind it either way. We can come back later...
Sqh, mortified: Oh those IDIOTS!
mbj: relaxing in the cold, hm? Advisor shang sure has changed...
sqh: Shut uuuup, don't mention it!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreihlrucpuzxcvssihqvavjb25sd5ot25mbbll2phi3y2ei4426bn5i@jpeg)
![p4&5 [The 3rd try]
sqh: have mercy on me, my king. I can only take so much...
mbj: are you not ashamed of lying to your king like that?
sqh: you wound me. I thought you liked the sound of my whinning!
mbj: the only sounds I want right now are the ones I take out of you.
sqh: how unfair-
mbj: not unfair. I'm only enjoying what's mine.
[strong knocks on the door stop them yet again]
mbj: enough. This was the last straw. I'm killing them.
sqh, dramatically holding on to mbj: Mobei, no!! My disciples! I'll have to get new ones!!
lbh, outside: MOBEI!
lbh, knicking the door open with his feet: shizun had urgent business, come with me for a patrol-
sqh: junshang!?
lbh: oh, shang qinghua. You're here too.
sqh: of course I am, it's my peak!!
lbh: Anyway. Come with me, mobei.
mbj: No. There is no such thing as a "patrol", jun shang.
sqh, in a small voice: wait, what is this sudden telenovela pacing-
[lbh and mbj fight panel]
sqh: ARGH! DON'T FIGHT-
[DING! DING! DING! INSTANT WIN FOR THE PROTAG HALO]
mbj: ...
sqh: MOBEI-!! Did I just fall into a botched plot!? MY KIIING!
[THE LONELY ADVISOR BONUS SCENARIO SUCCESSFULLY STARTED <OV
MOBEI JUN:+100 HORNY POINTS & +70 RAGE POINTS]
sqh: Unfilial son! Cruel protag halo!! Stupid plot! My dick huuurrrtsss! Mobeiiiii!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreih7tqwbpges2uowmiv7mhhzfgspfw6n3bi4j4avn4jubgegko3ldu@jpeg)
![Bonus page:
mbj, severily blue balled, after being immediately abandoned by lbh as soon as sqq came back: Qinghua. Once I'm back...I'm locking us up for a week.
[END]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreigtz4x2mpzy6qvptjbjamhaicvjgc2xiantmojlyfpjs4iygwauj4@jpeg)
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
from early last year on patreon: who can you blame for a failed make out attempt when you are the one and only writer of reality? A hell of your own making (AKA SQH and his infamous wife plots coming to bite him in the ass 🤣)
#svsss #moshang #banacomic
#svsss #moshang #banacomic
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the poster!! here it is
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the poster!! here it is
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People who leave comments on "older" fics: how does it feel to be one of humanity's most precious gifts
January 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People who leave comments on "older" fics: how does it feel to be one of humanity's most precious gifts
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“so can you understand, why I want a daughter while I’m still young? I want to hold her hand, and show her some beauty before all the damage is done.
but if it’s too much to ask, if it’s too much to ask …. then send me a son.”
but if it’s too much to ask, if it’s too much to ask …. then send me a son.”
January 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“so can you understand, why I want a daughter while I’m still young? I want to hold her hand, and show her some beauty before all the damage is done.
but if it’s too much to ask, if it’s too much to ask …. then send me a son.”
but if it’s too much to ask, if it’s too much to ask …. then send me a son.”
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Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.
December 20, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.
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i genuinely fucking despise joe biden and i will never hesitate to correct anyone who describes him as anything better than a genocidal monster
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
i genuinely fucking despise joe biden and i will never hesitate to correct anyone who describes him as anything better than a genocidal monster
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aaand here's May from this year's postcard calendar 🐢
December 2, 2023 at 5:31 PM
aaand here's May from this year's postcard calendar 🐢
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i wish i could precisely airdrop bear traps in the path of every single israeli settler
The Israeli settlers preparing to move to Gaza – podcast
The Israeli settlers preparing to move to Gaza – podcast
While Palestinians are fleeing the war, one group of Israelis are planning for beachfront homes on the strip. Bethan McKernan and Ruth Michaelson report
For weeks people living in northern Gaza, like Dr Mohammad Salha, have been sheltering from a renewed…
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November 26, 2024 at 3:15 AM
i wish i could precisely airdrop bear traps in the path of every single israeli settler
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