Shawn
shawngryder.bsky.social
Shawn
@shawngryder.bsky.social
Bills Fan. Saints Fan. Dog Lover. Father. Pun aficionado. Former curator who now works in Higher Ed. I have strong opinions about FLX wines.
NFL teams bring in rugby players, sprinters, etc. But I think I'd like to see one team bring in a Sumo wrestler to try DT.
Fujinokawa is one of the smallest rikishi in Sumo but yet he's undefeated through five days. Outweighed by over 100 lbs here, but he simply overwhelms his opponent with leverage to express his considerable power.

Only 121 kgs (~266 lbs)!
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Looks like that JD Vance meme pic
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wanna run through a wall? This’ll do it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Crazy #Bills trade idea: a reunion with Von Miller.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Also: Pat tries really hard to get a sponsorship from @littledebbies.bsky.social
Pat was suicidal after the Hoecht injury and felt the win didn’t matter because his blue collar boner was no more. Listen for yourself
🚨Talking Buffalo🚨

@buffalowins.bsky.social and I had tons of live reactions after the Bills big win over KC. Tons of players and moments to hit on that were huge for Buffalo, a few things that were bothersome, arguing about the Hoecht injury & more

Full EP: talkingbuffalo.com/tbp1176-buff...
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Poop.
Sean McDermott said that DE Michael Hoecht tore his Achilles
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
SNL Really needs to summon Kenan's Pierre Escargot.
Ze wine onleeee made me strongehhhrrrr
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
2026 Brandon Beane draft strategy: Just get a dozen 4th and 5th round picks.
Great work frontside on this Zone Toss from the Bills offense

-Hawes (85) drives the Edge with a little help from Dawkins (73), who then climbs & occupies

-Edwards (76) reaches & hooks the 3T

-McGovern (66) climbs & occupies

-Shavers (14) downfield
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Go Bills!
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Reposted by Shawn
calling wgr after the game to ask if james cook is SELFISH for taking all the shine on national TIGHT ENDS day
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sounds like Billups' is gonna Bruce up the joint.
well there’s Big Bruce, Albanian Bruce, Spooky Bruce, Pookie Bruce … Flappy Bruce of course. Spanish Bruce. yeah. I guess police are calling them “the Bruces”
Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This.
Bobby Babich needs relieved of his duties

*I hate talking about people losing their jobs but this is yucky*
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fire Bobby Babich.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I kind of want to know the chaos of a 4-13 playoff team. Are they a 7 seed? Do they win the division?
Mathematically, the Jets can still make the playoffs at 4-13, but it becomes more likely than not at about 9-8.

In this case, I spot the Jets losses at Baltimore and Buffalo, but have them otherwise run the table against the third-easiest remaining schedule.

Unlikely? Very. But again, 2.1%
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What a stupid game by the Bills.
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I had a dream Josh Allen injured his elbow near the tunnel end of the field and Mitch Trubisky came in and played competently and no one cared. So not a great night’s sleep.
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Fox is gonna get record breaking ratings for that Raiders/Colts game.
Mark Sanchez got milkshake duck'd on his own stabbing hospitalization... that's tough
October 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That sucks for LA.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mac > the Bad Back
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I saw a trash panda in the wild tonight.
Trash Panda is pumped for a Home Team Pulls Away on Field Goals edition of TNF:

➡️ 1st Half OVER 21.5: -108
➡️ Josh Karty 10+ points : +140
➡️ Nate Landman 8+ tackles/assists +113

Please gamble (drink, etc.) responsibly!
a drawing of a raccoon with the word trash written on it
ALT: a drawing of a raccoon with the word trash written on it
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October 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Looks like a defense chasing after Derrick Henry after he gets to the second level.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From the Bills broadcast first 0-3 to beat a 3-0 team since 1975
Giants win a stunner, 21-18. New York 1-3, Chargers no longer unbeaten at 3-1. See full coverage at Bigblueview.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is awesome. Stonemaier Games is one of the great game companies.
In cooperation with Elizabeth Hargrave, fan creation coordinator Travis Willse, and a few selected designers, we've officially printed 6 fan-designed bird promo packs! Each features 25 completely new birds in continents already covered by Wingspan. Coming Oct 15.

stonemaiergames.com/announcing-w...
Announcing: Wingspan Fan-Designed Bird Promo Packs
We are rapidly approaching the release of the new Wingspan expansion in early 2026, and in the meantime we have a fan-driven side project to share with you. Over the span of nearly 7 years and over…
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September 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The last time the Saints were at the Bills, I watched the game at Port Orleans with my friend Betsy (also a Bills fan) as the Saints run game destroyed the Bills. The silver lining was we got a bunch of drink tokens.
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As a Bills and Saints fan, I was so bummed I could not afford tickets to next week’s game. But yeah, I think not going is the play.
September 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM