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Akula
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'Say stupid shit. Barf out the fucking-around-o-maniacal schizo flow. Barter whatever for whoever wants to read it.' - Félix Guattari
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I wrote (but didn't proofread at all) open.substack.com/pub/foxchape... a post about why the semiconductor firm that's been all over the news is, actually, a fraud.

Lots of stuff the media didn't spot:

- The founder is a Kickstarter scammer
- He is apparently also solving nuclear fusion
- Nepotism
I think Substrate is fraudulent: Part 1
Part 1 of an investigation into Substrate, a semiconductor firm that has garnered a lot of attention in recent weeks.
open.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
need me a women who would throw a big boulder at a glass bridge while im in the bridge.
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
should i buy a 2tb ssd or a second monitor? can't decide which is better to have
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
feels like everyday im without estrogen i lose part of my sanity
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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politics is fully as inconsequential as professional wrestling to these people, they are 100% just there to cheer for one team and boo the other, what the teams do or stand for is completely pointless and arbitrary
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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if trump was a democrat but supported the exact same policies he does now, he would be depicted as superman in this image, and every person cheering for newsom would be cheering for trump
“Every blockbuster needs a showdown: California’s caped crusader vs America’s most corrupt stupor villain. Grab your popcorn — truth, justice, and overdue indictments are about to fly.” 🍿🦸‍♂️⚖️🦹‍♂️
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
just finished hsr 3.5 hoyo cooked a bit this patch i fear.

aside from the new map which was nice but felt bit samey from the pervious ones
August 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
wow being a girl must be so nice. cna i steal your skin so that i can become a girl too?
August 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I really should use this app more
August 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
whenever i think if my closed ones hate me. i just remind myself that i can't be possibly more hated than how schopenhauer mom's hated schopenhauer so much.

#hegelianbanger
July 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"mamdani will bring in sharia law. he'll also trans your kids. its dialectical yuo see" man the right wingers are even more braindead than the liberals, its crazy.
June 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
California seceding would ba disaster for Canada. Cascadia larp would become real and British Columbia residents would not shut up about Cascadia 😭
June 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've been too weak. i need to crank up my gayness for this month. full spec into being lesbian.
June 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
you're a trans women who reads philosophy/theory you have two paths.

become Italian left-communist or become nick land stan g/acc lemurian warrior.
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i have to say im impressed risk of rain 2 is well optimized for mods that i can play it with almost 200 mods and still have no issues performance wise. most games shit the bed when they reach 20+ mods
June 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
brash humor is dead. long live whatever moralism a petite bourgeoise cooks up thinking that would make people's lives any less miserable than it already is.
June 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's listening to femtanyl while playing league of legends kind of hours
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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i have learned that way too many americans see the concept of 'freedom' simply as the potential to be rich and privileged, even if they aren't, & not things like freedom from dying from a preventable illness if you're poor, or being imprisoned for minor crimes, or persecuted by the police, etc
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Dame Dane Guy: EEYIKES! I baka daroun't believe this! We have to go on a "World Adventure", or the dastardly Dr. Eggman will be baka mi "Unleashed"!

Hatsune Miku: Ooo Eee Ooo
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
my god i have nothing to do but i wanna play a video game yet i do not know what to play. i am going insane
March 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i have to say, out of all conspiracy theories out there. i find the ones that say computers are a way of communicating with demons to be very fascinating. If anything that sounds so badass i wish it was real.
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM