you've already beaten anxiety by the mere fact you're using voice messaging 😭. my ass dreads using that function.

industrial revolution baron discovering the wonders of steam engine be like:

honestly never consciously put it into words before but you just described what i feel on a common occurrence. i agree its hell 😭. at least wasn't as bad when i was much younger

im so sick of the buzzword "spiritually" that people attach to everything possible its utter nonsense the equivalent of "erm its just vibes!!!"

me looking at a wobbly bridge: "see? this bridges has bad vibes"

ohhh that explains it lol. if you want a good alternative for da future you could try it out with crepe instead of bagels

its not an insult persay. we all gotta have our kitchencel moment in our lives

r/kitchencels ahh food 😭

politics is fully as inconsequential as professional wrestling to these people, they are 100% just there to cheer for one team and boo the other, what the teams do or stand for is completely pointless and arbitrary

liberalism is taking root in my liberal nation so we need to employ a liberal to fight against liberalism

instead of callouts people should do shoutouts.

get in with the times grandma smh. we now just call everything slop so instead it should be "clickerslop"

"what's my ADHD stimulant medication name? its called comic con"