Markham Shofner
sharkham.bsky.social
Markham Shofner
@sharkham.bsky.social
Cats, environments, frisbees, 1x dev
The better deal eludes them now, but that's no matter - tomorrow they will cave faster, stretch out their arms farther... And one fine morning -

So they beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.
June 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
States rights my fucking ass
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."

Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Team of Destiny typea shit
June 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Draco Malfoy winding up to say “Potter”
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Celtics are still gonna win the series and it'll be the worst thing to come out of the 2020s
May 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i want to still believe, really have to believe, that the great majority of people simply do not want to live like this
April 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
And it happens again!

SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.

They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.

29 Republicans flip this time!
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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AOC was right.

It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Reagan was such a good president that you can see his impact on nearly every measure of America's economy and livelihood ♥️ in that he destroyed everything for everyone and is in hell being tortured by demons right now
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Honestly fuck Uber but this is pretty hype.
July 26, 2023 at 3:48 PM