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Gnome mercy for humans!

My jokes are bad.
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One day, hopefully soon, the Louvre will recognize my efforts.
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Some racist NYT reporter slept with some of the worst people in America, and it’s somehow newsworthy?

I mean… whatever. I hope she enjoys her media tour and book sales? I don’t know why everyone is promoting it though. Please don’t tell me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Japan’s Sakurajima volcano on Kyushu erupted three times Sunday, sending ash 4.4 km into the air and forcing dozens of flight cancellations, per JMA.
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Theodore Roosevelt would’ve HATED this guy. HATED him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If Bill Clinton doesn’t admit to Donald Trump blowing him, Hillary Clinton should file divorce paperwork and say it’s because of the Trump blowjob.

Hillary Clinton could still save the country. But will she blow it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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*clicks on the trending topic "Bill Clinton"*

OH JESUS CHRIST, MY EYES
MY MINNNNND
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Bill Clinton has a duty to do the right thing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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In other news that we probably won’t hear about because every bit of news here is about the DL. www.bbc.com/news/article...
China and Japan in escalating spat over Taiwan: What to know
Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi had suggested Tokyo could take military action if Beijing attacked Taiwan.
www.bbc.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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VERMIN SUPREME ON TOUR

NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY

NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY

DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS

DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This one hits different now.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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If elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the first president in four years who never gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Doing a search for blowjob on Bluesky did not give me the results I was looking for. Lots of results, but not much about the supposed Trump scandal.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The best thing Bill Clinton could do for the country right now is publicly admit that he received a blowjob from Donald Trump. The fact that he won’t just means that the worthless sex pest would rather watch the country burn than be seen as gay.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The only time I got a "well actually, he's an ephebophile" was by someone who actively enabled the sexual predator.
Re: Epstein’s emails
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Should you capitalize the W in print(‘Hello world!’)

Should you use an explanation point?

Has anyone made a style guide!?
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It looks like Cato is citing what looks like positive results from a minimum wage increase as if they were a negative to make the case for a UBI? Weird timeline we’ve entered.
"States and cities never seem to tire of hiking their minimum wages, with predictable effects:" www.cato.org/blog/more-ev...
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"Even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I’m actually a really good person."
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM