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Pony isn’t a four-letter word.
Old boomer promotes YouTube channel on the internet without providing a link.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Old boomer promotes YouTube channel on the internet without providing a link.
America cries out for Vermin Supreme.
Where is vermin supreme when you need him?
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
America cries out for Vermin Supreme.
First Amendment Lawyer and author of The Rule of Goats poetically states that some tongues were made for Vermin Supreme’s hat.
/13 Why? For proximity to power. For prestige. For attention.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
First Amendment Lawyer and author of The Rule of Goats poetically states that some tongues were made for Vermin Supreme’s hat.
Communist plot is forming to elect Vermin Supreme as the first Republican president in at least 20 years to have never raped a teenage girl.
the one trve and avthentic entryism i can get behind is communist anarchists joining the republicans and nominating vermin supreme everytime, then never voting for reactionaries [every single fucking candidate] like a boss /s
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Communist plot is forming to elect Vermin Supreme as the first Republican president in at least 20 years to have never raped a teenage girl.
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VERMIN SUPREME ON TOUR
NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY
NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY
DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS
DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY
NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY
DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS
DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
VERMIN SUPREME ON TOUR
NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY
NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY
DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS
DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY
NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY
DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS
DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
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BREAKING: One of our sources tells us that Donald Trump did not brush his teeth after his encounter with Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
BREAKING: One of our sources tells us that Donald Trump did not brush his teeth after his encounter with Bill Clinton.
If elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the first president in four years who never gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the first president in four years who never gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
On this Veteran’s Day, thank a veteran. If not for their sacrifice, we would have masked paramilitary troops demanding papers and disappearing people.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
On this Veteran’s Day, thank a veteran. If not for their sacrifice, we would have masked paramilitary troops demanding papers and disappearing people.
The foot long didn’t fit. So the jury voted to acquit.
Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.
Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The foot long didn’t fit. So the jury voted to acquit.
Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.
Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.
Jurors are being forced to eat sandwiches until they reach a unanimous verdict.
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Jurors are being forced to eat sandwiches until they reach a unanimous verdict.
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Say hi to your new Official Furry Ambassador to the Vermin Supreme 2025 campaign
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Say hi to your new Official Furry Ambassador to the Vermin Supreme 2025 campaign
Only Vermin Supreme has promised to faithfully execute all New Yorkers.
"Vote for the murderer" is the most insane, most absurd closing message I can think of.
Defend NYC, a pro-Cuomo super PAC operated by Trump adviser Jason Meister, is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on sending out this text message to NYC voters, hoping it'll convince them to vote Cuomo for mayor, new filings show.
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Only Vermin Supreme has promised to faithfully execute all New Yorkers.
Don’t forget to vote!
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don’t forget to vote!
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another day another alt history
Vermin Supreme (A Broken World)
Vermin Love Supreme (born June 14, 1961) is the 43rd and current President of the United States. Prior to entering politics Supreme was an activist and performance artist. Supreme became the first Ind...
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October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
another day another alt history
In today’s dental hygiene spotlight, we bring you Toothbrush Fighter Julie.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In today’s dental hygiene spotlight, we bring you Toothbrush Fighter Julie.
Be the pony you want to see in the world.
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Be the pony you want to see in the world.
At change of command ceremony, control of domestic paramilitary forces formally given to President Vermin Supreme.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER !!!
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At change of command ceremony, control of domestic paramilitary forces formally given to President Vermin Supreme.
New Yorkers opposed kings while supporting dental hygiene at No Kings rally.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
New Yorkers opposed kings while supporting dental hygiene at No Kings rally.
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President Trump announces that he will attend a series of funerals around the country for those killed as a result of gun violence in order to highlight that he is better at dodging bullets than them.
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
President Trump announces that he will attend a series of funerals around the country for those killed as a result of gun violence in order to highlight that he is better at dodging bullets than them.
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🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Are you looking for an insane fascist to invite to your college campus to meet your “intellectual diversity” requirements? Why not invite a friendly fascist instead?
I have a number of presentations, from the academically defensible, to balls to the wall pure entertainment.
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Are you looking for an insane fascist to invite to your college campus to meet your “intellectual diversity” requirements? Why not invite a friendly fascist instead?
If you see this, post a bridge.
September 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you see this, post a bridge.
Did you know that if elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the oldest President in history at the age of 103?
Yeah & now Jeffries is sending e-mails "I'm fighting for Freedom of Speech! Send me Money!" 🤮
I hate the elite of the DNC so FUCKING much—they're a bunch of hypocrites who will TURN on their supporters if they think it'll get them more corporate cash.
Is it too late to vote for Vermin Supreme?
I hate the elite of the DNC so FUCKING much—they're a bunch of hypocrites who will TURN on their supporters if they think it'll get them more corporate cash.
Is it too late to vote for Vermin Supreme?
September 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Did you know that if elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the oldest President in history at the age of 103?
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To everyone that didn't vote for Vermin Supreme, this is on you
Fix it
Fix it
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
To everyone that didn't vote for Vermin Supreme, this is on you
Fix it
Fix it