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In keeping with its anti-DEI policies, Target is rebranding its iconic red target logo to be all white.

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BREAKING: Vermin Supreme loses in state shaped like him with only 0.2% of the vote.

The Vermin Supreme campaign denies ever paying for or flying on the Lolita Express.

Congratulations to Japan for receiving the third most gold medals at the Olympics!

Japan is opening Pony Cleaning stations in major metros in anticipation of a Vermin Supreme presidency. It is predicted that Vermin Supreme’s “A Free Pony For All Americans” pledge will create a huge pony cleaning burden on Japan, which currently suffers from over-tourism. #ポニークリーニング

Upset about the Supreme Court? Just remember, America only needs one Supreme, and he doesn't come with tomatoes or sour cream.

He'll even give you a free pony.

Vermin Supreme doesn’t need any extra brain worms to beat a couple of boomers in a debate.